Tiger: Literally everything is unisex if you stop giving a fuck.
Ragdoll: Tiger-
Tiger: No! I'm annoyed that every time I go to get women's shampoo or women's skin care products, I get weird looks!
Pixie: Come on m-
Tiger: Like, it's so much nicer! Might cost a bit more, which is a bit fucked, sure, but it's not like my skin starts to melt just because I used something from the women's section!
Mandalay: *throws a pillow at him* Go to sleep! It's 3am and we've got work tomorrow!
Tiger: *grumbles and goes to sleep*
Usually I'd keep this to my Wild Wild Pussy Cat's on crack book (go check it out) but Tiger makes a point that needs to be heard. If you don't operate the thing with your genitals, then it doesn't matter and I getting pissed about this cos I'm Afab non-binary and get weird looks when I go to the men's section cos that's where all the cool superhero shit is? Maybe. Can you prove it? No.
YOU ARE READING
Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)
HumorBasically the title. I like these kinda books, I read them at 4 in the morning, so I figured I'd make one myself. I will be including ships. Alright, enjoy! ~Chara 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
