Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)

#170

Ok this is one of my AUs where Pony is Stain's sister. So. Yeah.

Pony: *kicks Open the door* I have done it! I have done the most evil thing!

Stain: *sat eating strawberries* the only 'evil' thing you've ever done is accidentally stepping on a bug thinking it was a leaf.

Pony: shut up.

Stain: ok I'm actually curious, what was it?

Pony: ok so you Know how i get those nosebleeds? And I can feel them coming about 30 seconds before they start dripping?

Stain: yeah?

Pony: well there's this girl I sit next to in English class and she's SUPER religious, constantly calling us sinners and stuff, and anyways, I felt a nosebleed coming on so I turned to her and whispered 'hail Satan' as my nose started to drip. She freaked out and fell back and hit her head. She had to go home for the rest of the day.

Stain: *laughs* How to establish dominance!