Incorrect Quotes (Rijinulous) Pt. 2

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Jimin: Roseanne Park b*tches

Hoseok: Huh?

Taehyung: Jennie Kim

Jungkook: Stepped on? Wth oooohhhhh. Seoyeon for sure

Taeyong: Saaaammmmmeee duuuuddde

Yugyeom: Wooooorrrrrrrdddddd

Jin: u guys are going to hell



6.

Jessi: So we have come to the 23rd Conference on Hot Male Bodies

Sunmi: Aye aye

Seo: Remember girls only one nomination each

Jisoo: Let's start with Lisa this time

Lisa: I nominate Monsieur Pantysoaker himself, Wonho

Sunmi: Aye aye

Jihyo: I nominate the hottest brains in the game, RM

Seo: I am so telling Namjoon u said that

Jihyo: Do it u wont

Tzuyu: Aaaaaannnnnddd she's screwed herself

Seolhyun: Back on track, I nominate Mr. Korea Cha Eunwoo

Jennie: I nominate Park Seojoon the romantic movie king

Rose: Sure u didn't want to nominate and I quote "Mr. Asia himself gosh I'd let him rail me anyday Kim Taehyung?"

Jennie: Park. Chae. Young. You better sleep with both eyes open tonight

Jessi: Girl u horny horny



7.

Tzuyu: Okay Seo what it is 2 squared?

Seo: 4

Tzuyu: Okay what's 2 cubed?

Seo: 8

Tzuyu: Okay what's 2 to the power of 5?

Seo: What happened to 2 to the power of 4?

Tzuyu: The exam will not go in order u know that just answer the question

Seo: It's thirty two I think?

Tzuyu: See that wasn't so hard?

Seo: I only knew that because that's how many children Jungkook wants

Tzuyu: With u??????

Seo: No Chewi with a rock 



8.

Jimin: Okay what's ur biggest turn on

Taehyung: The faucet cuz I use it every morning duh

Jimin: No u friggin idiot like what trait about yourself do u think turns on girls the most?

Taehyung: OOOOOOHHHHH prolly my voice?

Yoongi: My never ending swag *micdrop

Namjoon: My dimples

Hoseok: My personality?

Jin: Me, myself and I

Jimin: I'd say my cheeks

Jungkook: My muscles

Namjoon: Damn I like everyone's confide-

Seo: My ass

Hoseok: But don't u like boys?

Seo: so what? The ladies can get a piece if they want to



9.

*BTS playing a game

Yoongi: Is there a bed or something in this sh*t I wanna take a nap

Taehyung: That's only in Minecraft hyung

Jimin: Okay Namjoon u really really suck at this. How tf do u expect to win a gunfight with a damn pan?

Hoseok: Lmao also wtf is that username Jungkook

Seo: Yea what is rhydon

Jin: Isn't that a pokemon or something?

Jungkook: Seo what is my username?

Seo: This b*tch it's rhydo-

Jungkook: RHYDON THESE NUTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jimin: HAHA IT WORKED NO WAY SEO U JUST GOT OOOOWWWNNNEEEDDD

Yoongi: Bultaoreune

Seo: Jungkook I would gladly ride on ur nuts any single day

BTS: ...

The 1 million WeVerse viewers: ...

Seo: wut?



10.

Mina: Okay family meeting kids

Jongho: What did dad cheat on u or something?

Hyun-woo: Wtf Jongho I would never do that to ur mom

So-won: And why would that be dad?

Hyun-woo: Who would cheat on the hottest women in all of Asia that I impregnated to make all 4 of you?

Jonghyun: That's a bit too much information dad

Hyun-woo: how did u think u came into this world

Seoyeon: Well by a stork who gave mom u and her's baby in a plastic bag or something via will of go-

Mina: ... my disappointment is immeasurable right now

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