Jimin: Roseanne Park b*tches
Hoseok: Huh?
Taehyung: Jennie Kim
Jungkook: Stepped on? Wth oooohhhhh. Seoyeon for sure
Taeyong: Saaaammmmmeee duuuuddde
Yugyeom: Wooooorrrrrrrdddddd
Jin: u guys are going to hell
6.
Jessi: So we have come to the 23rd Conference on Hot Male Bodies
Sunmi: Aye aye
Seo: Remember girls only one nomination each
Jisoo: Let's start with Lisa this time
Lisa: I nominate Monsieur Pantysoaker himself, Wonho
Sunmi: Aye aye
Jihyo: I nominate the hottest brains in the game, RM
Seo: I am so telling Namjoon u said that
Jihyo: Do it u wont
Tzuyu: Aaaaaannnnnddd she's screwed herself
Seolhyun: Back on track, I nominate Mr. Korea Cha Eunwoo
Jennie: I nominate Park Seojoon the romantic movie king
Rose: Sure u didn't want to nominate and I quote "Mr. Asia himself gosh I'd let him rail me anyday Kim Taehyung?"
Jennie: Park. Chae. Young. You better sleep with both eyes open tonight
Jessi: Girl u horny horny
7.
Tzuyu: Okay Seo what it is 2 squared?
Seo: 4
Tzuyu: Okay what's 2 cubed?
Seo: 8
Tzuyu: Okay what's 2 to the power of 5?
Seo: What happened to 2 to the power of 4?
Tzuyu: The exam will not go in order u know that just answer the question
Seo: It's thirty two I think?
Tzuyu: See that wasn't so hard?
Seo: I only knew that because that's how many children Jungkook wants
Tzuyu: With u??????
Seo: No Chewi with a rock
8.
Jimin: Okay what's ur biggest turn on
Taehyung: The faucet cuz I use it every morning duh
Jimin: No u friggin idiot like what trait about yourself do u think turns on girls the most?
Taehyung: OOOOOOHHHHH prolly my voice?
Yoongi: My never ending swag *micdrop
Namjoon: My dimples
Hoseok: My personality?
Jin: Me, myself and I
Jimin: I'd say my cheeks
Jungkook: My muscles
Namjoon: Damn I like everyone's confide-
Seo: My ass
Hoseok: But don't u like boys?
Seo: so what? The ladies can get a piece if they want to
9.
*BTS playing a game
Yoongi: Is there a bed or something in this sh*t I wanna take a nap
Taehyung: That's only in Minecraft hyung
Jimin: Okay Namjoon u really really suck at this. How tf do u expect to win a gunfight with a damn pan?
Hoseok: Lmao also wtf is that username Jungkook
Seo: Yea what is rhydon
Jin: Isn't that a pokemon or something?
Jungkook: Seo what is my username?
Seo: This b*tch it's rhydo-
Jungkook: RHYDON THESE NUTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jimin: HAHA IT WORKED NO WAY SEO U JUST GOT OOOOWWWNNNEEEDDD
Yoongi: Bultaoreune
Seo: Jungkook I would gladly ride on ur nuts any single day
BTS: ...
The 1 million WeVerse viewers: ...
Seo: wut?
10.
Mina: Okay family meeting kids
Jongho: What did dad cheat on u or something?
Hyun-woo: Wtf Jongho I would never do that to ur mom
So-won: And why would that be dad?
Hyun-woo: Who would cheat on the hottest women in all of Asia that I impregnated to make all 4 of you?
Jonghyun: That's a bit too much information dad
Hyun-woo: how did u think u came into this world
Seoyeon: Well by a stork who gave mom u and her's baby in a plastic bag or something via will of go-
Mina: ... my disappointment is immeasurable right now
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