Tsunami: Can the sarcasm.
Glory: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
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Clay: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Starflight: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Starflight: *punches wall*
Starflight:
Starflight: Take me to the hospital.
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Glory: *angrily presses Deathbringer against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Deathbringer: ...
Deathbringer: Are we about to kiss-
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Sunny: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Morrowseer: That's not a lot of inches.
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Clay: Good morning.
Starflight: Good morning.
Sunny: Good morning.
Kestrel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Tsunami: MORNING M*THERF*CKERS!
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Glory to Sunny: First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.
Tsunami, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Glory: 'Course, there are other schools of thought.
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Sunny: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Glory: Can't relate.
Tsunami: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Tsunami: *pitches an idea*
Sunny, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Glory, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Glory: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Sunny: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Tsunami: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Starflight: I handle our accounting.
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Starflight: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Glory: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Clay: I got distracted halfway through.
Tsunami: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Starflight: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings, when octopi do this it's called-
Clay: an octo-lie
Starflight: metachrosis
Clay:
Starflight:
Sunny: mocktopus
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Glory: I can't take this anymore. Please take me out.
Deathbringer: In a date kind of way or an assassination type of way?
Glory: Surprise me.
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Tsunami: Where's Glory, Clay, and Sunny?
Starflight: They're playing hide and seek.
Tsunami: Where?
Starflight: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Glory: Deathbringer and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Deathbringer: Sentences.
Glory: Don't interrupt me.
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Starflight: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Clay: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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Glory: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Deathbringer: You mean literally or figuratively?
Glory: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Glory: *Accidentally hits Deathbringer in the face*
Glory: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm f*cking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Glory: ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?!
Deathbringer: What's wrong with you?!
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Tsunami: We're out of tomatoes again!
Clay: It's okay, there's shredded lettuce.
Tsunami:[throwing lettuce at Morrowseer's house] this sucks
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Peril: All right, but why are you helping me?
Clay: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.
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*A/N Most of these were from an incorrect quotes generator. It would be appreciated if any readers point out any mistakes I should correct.
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