jjba headcanons lol

Villain Household

I've done the Joestar Household, wbu not make a villains one? I wont be including any minor antagonists or the other Pillar Men excluding Kars.

Kira and Pucci are the ones who are doing the work. They usually take care of the house

Kira cannot tolerate these bitches

Dio thinks he's too worthy and hot for this so he stays under an umbrella outside while drinking his fine wine or blood

Diavolo stays in the basement. Kira will occasionally talk to him cause they're the identity crisis squad

Kars keeps taking the shower. And when he's done, the hot water is used up and there's a lot of hair.

Doppio is the one Kira can tolerate a little. He doesn't like Pucci cause he put Kira's hand girlfriends in a jar like they were some trash (which Kira will never forgive)

Pucci would encourage the others to pray but none of them are religious and they all think they have the power of fate by them

Kira thinks that Pucci and Dio are having seggs. (THEYRE NOT, THEYRE READING AND TALKING ABOUT WEIRD STAND USERS)

Doppio keeps a lil frog on the couch and Kars protects it cause the others don't want it on the table

Dio bullies Kars and keeps telling him to put on a shirt. If he did, Dio would say "oh so you know about shirts now? didn't think you'd have the guts." Diavolo would try defending Kars but then got bullied by Dio cause he said that Diavolo's outfit looks like a some fishnet shirt plus looking like a stripper. Diavolo stays in the basement now.

Kira goes grocery shopping with Doppio or Pucci

Kira has a picture of Mona Lisa and Dio keeps saying that he met him. They all know it's false cause he was in the fucking ocean sleeping or somethin. (EDIT: MONA LISA WAS MADE IN 1503)

Kars and Dio leave the most droppings. It's either hair or dead women

The only thing that Kira and Dio would talk about is how they killed people who were young that had a dog