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Passione and Children

Pretty much what people from Passione would do if they were in a room with children-

Bucciarati is obviously good with kids- he was mostly in charge of entertaining them all while the gang just sat there. He also likes to "do magic" but all he did was pull out a flower from his zipper basement or some shit

Abbacchio was asked why he had boobies- he let the kids do whatever, while he sat there vibing to his rock or classical music

"Mr. Abbacchio, do you wear a bra?"
"Why the hell are asking me? Go ask Mista, he's the one with the push up bra."

Mista was fun to be around. He also had to give his speech on how 4 is bad. (teaching them young) The kids stole his hat a lot tho.

Giorno was asked if he was Rapunzel. Giorno made flowers and butterflies outta paper or something and the children had a fun time because they all received a flower from "Rapunzel"

Fugo had a hard time controlling them. He tried teaching them multiplication or something. He also had a pep-talk on how they shouldn't mess up his life and don't walk the path he did. The kids didn't listen and ran in circles-

Fugo left the kids to Narancia. Narancia told the kids that Fugo was kinda lame for just giving some plain ass lecture lmao.

Doppio actually enjoyed hanging out with children! He got a call mid-way from the boss and got some wine glass in front of the kids and starting calling- the kids thought it was just a joke.

Diavolo was on a call with Doppio of course. He wanted him to ditch this place, and almost convinced Doppio to do arson on the whole building.