Ghostface: Shapeshifting is the best superpower because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your step-father's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins.
Freddy: That took a weird turn, but I'm still on board.
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Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2
FanfictionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...