Just some random stuff-

BoTW part 4

Teba: why are you doing this?

Game: *here are your answer  options

*to save Zelda

*to save rito village

*I couldn't just stand by

*because

Me:...

Me: just because

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 Me: this is the manifestation of my fear of windblight Gannon

Me: *pulls out about 350 (rounded) different arrows (50 fire, 50 ice, 50 shock, 100 normal and 150 bomb)*

(Side note: all of those numbers are rounded because I know for a fact that I had 166 bomb arrows)

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Brother: fireblite Gannon is the hardest to defeat

Me: fu-

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Me: finds the Master Sword

Me: *only has 7 hearts*

Me: I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet-

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Yunobo: fire me out of a cannon :D

Me: NO IM NOT DOING THAT

a couple minutes later

Me: why am I doing this again?

Yunobo: it's the only way to board Vah Rudaniah (how do I spell that?)

Me: fudge cake

Yunobo: what?

Me: pastel de chocolate por favor? 

Yunobo: w h a t ?

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Me, on death mountain: *pulls out bomb arrow*

Me: *explodes*

Me: WHAT THE FU-

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Me: so, good new and bad news,  witch do you want to hear first?

Brother: good...?

Me: the giant yellow flying snake thing is called Farosh

Me: bad news there are three different flying things, Farosh is electric, Dinraal is fire, and Naydra is ice (I think I spelled all those right?) and they attack you if you get to close

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Me: *looks at a statue*

Statue: guess what mf I can talk

Statue: *takes one of my hearts*

Me: BITCH, GIVE THAT BACK ITS MINE

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Me: he lied

Me: thunderblight gannon is the hardest