Me, outside of purah's lab: oooohh dry grass
Me: I can commit arson
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Lightning dragon that I forgot the name of: appears
Me: whAO WHAT IS THAT?
Me: HEY GIANT FLYING SNAKE THING COME BACK
Me: ARE YOU FRIENDLY
Me: *gets stuck on an island and is surrounded by lazifos*
Me: fuck-
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Me, in that on valley that has two lynels and a lot of horses: that's a BIG horse
Me: time to go cook stamina food
Me, after getting the horse: now how do I get out of here?
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Me, on a call with nutty: so what should I name them?
Nutty: hmmmmmmmmmm
Nutty: bob
Me: well I was thinking something firey
Nutty: firebob
(We named the horse amber)
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Me, running into a guardian: NONONONONONONO
Me: GET AWAYYYYYYYYY
Me: *dies*
Me: *veryyyyy long sigh*
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FanfictionJust random stuff so dont ask Also cover isn't mine I found it on google
