This actually happened-

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My brother: *wakes me up at SIX IN THE GODDAMN MORNING*

me: WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP My SLEEP DEPRIVED -SS AT SIX IN THE  F-CKING MORNING?

My brother: Fiesty got a bird

Mr: oh fu-


(Side note: I didn't actually swear cuz I'm not allowed to in my household but I could I would have)

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