𝒪𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝓈 (𝐼𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒬𝓊𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑀𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈)

MHO Incorrect Quotes

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Nico: I hate when people say "are you even listening to me?"

Nico: It's such a weird way to start a conversation.

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Riku:I am very small and I have no money

Riku:So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

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David:All in all, a 100% successful trip

Alec:We lost Clover!

David:All in all, a 100% successful trip.

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(Shino loses Artemis in a mall)

Shino:Have you seen my boyfriend?

Shino:Average height, Black and white hair, purple eyes.

Shino:clearly gay.

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Police Officer:I'm pulling you over because you're trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.

Kol, with Aries and Colin sitting behind him:wait, three?!

Officer:yes, you and the two-

Kol:shit, Flex fell off.

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Yuki:I am the most responsible person in this group

Davis:but you just set the kitchen on fire

Yuki:yes and I take full responsibility for that

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Flex:Alright, so you and I are married

Kol: We are not married

Flex: relax it's just pretend

Kol:I don't wanna pretend

Flex:scared you'll like it

Kol:Okay, if we're married I want a divorce

Kiyo: Are you two like this all the time?

Aries:Yes they are

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Ana:Onion rings are just vegetable donuts

Ronin:sure they are, kid

Ana:Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

Ronin:Okay

Ana:Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake

Ronin:

Ana:Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Ronin: *crying* Ana, please just stop

Leander:No, continue,please.

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Riku:Can I have another cookie?

Shino: Well what did Arty say?

Riku:he said no

Shino: ...then why should I say yes?

Riku:because he's not the boss of you

Shino:

Shino, internally: it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap, it's-

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Kol:How are we going to defeat Metica?

Flex:I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.

Kol:I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.

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Sapphire, banging on the door: Kiyo, Open Up!

Kiyo: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Nico:No, she meant-

Sapphire:let him finish.

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Kowalski:If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Venus: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Avian: Drunk.

Database: Wasted.

Ronin: Dead.

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(Blake, Kol and Flex on a mission)

Kol: I have a bad feeling about this.

Flex: What do you mean?

Blake: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Flex:no?

Blake: That actually explains so much.

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Kiyo: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

David:Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Kiyo:I'm leaving you, and IM TAKING CLOVER WITH ME!

Alec, picking up the monopoly board:I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Flex:I love the term "partners"

Flex:Are we dating?

Flex:Are we robbing a bank?

Flex:Do we run a legal firm

Flex: Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as L.O.V.E?

Flex:Who knows...

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Flex: Why does Blake always do the laundry so loud?

Kol: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house.

Blake, in the distance: (slams the washing machine shut)

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Kacey: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Gracy: killed without hesitation.

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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs"

-Yuki

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Seek: *screaming* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT.

Colin: What did you fix?

Seek: EVERYTHING

*LOUD EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND*

Seek:...except that.

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MHO Incorrect quotes done again sorry if this didn't fit any characters, also there will be a second part to this.

I'll try and update one of my three books every weekend (Mcyt One-shots, Origins Oneshots and Origins incorrect quotes and memes) there's no specific order in what I'll update just know one will be updated every weekend.