tart: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
tart: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
tart: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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*Dave is casually searching around the room*
Brooklyn: Hey Dave, what're you looking for?
Dave: My will to live.
*Mr Hater walks into the room*
Dave: Oh, there it is.
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Lunar: Hey Water, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Water, pulling out a shotgun(TheWaterMan was not in the video): Yeah?
Lunar: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Water!
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Aramaru: Hey, aren't you Brooklyn?
Brooklyn: You a cop?
Aramaru: No.
Brooklyn: Then yes, I am.
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Lunar: I'm very scary.
Water: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Lunar: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Water: And small.
Lunar:
Lunar: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Dave: Let me copy your homework.
Aramaru: I was gonna copy yours.
Dave: Well, shit.
Aramaru: Guess I'm not doing it.
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Brooklyn: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Lunar: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
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Brooklyn: *in a jail cell* What about my Brooklyn rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Lunar: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Yoshi, about Metal and Water: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Aramaru: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Yoshi: Won't people think it's weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Aramaru: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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Yoshi: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Lunar: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Aramaru: FLOOR IT!!
Yoshi: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Lunar: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Yoshi: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
tart: DO IT!
Lunar: NO-
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Mr Hater: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Aramaru & tart:
Aramaru: Only one...?
(i headcanon Aramaru and Mr Hater to be brothers.)
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Yoshi: Which way did Dave?
Aramaru: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Yoshi: You could really figure it out from that?
Aramaru: No, you dumb fuck, Dave sent me a text.
