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Chicken little: ~meth~

Dabi: are you high?

Chicken little: i dnt no

Dabi: so you can spell meth just not anything else?

Mom 2.0: is he ok?

Dabi: idk

Mom 2.0: isn't he your boyfriend?

Dabi: yea-

Mom 2.0: I give up 

Bakuhoe thotsuki: sup fuckers and guy who kidnapped me

Dabi: one time

Mom 2.0: one time to many!

Knock off elsa: I was the one who told shigaraki you would be a good addition to their emo band

Bakuhoe thotsuki: emo band...?

Dabi: don't ask

Chicken little: Dicks sells DICKS

Dabi: I swear to god keigo!

Best stripper: How did this conversation go from meth to kidnapping to emo bands to dicks? (not that i'm complaining)

Cockatoo: my name has cock in it-

Best stripper: kinky

Father of the year: What the actual fuck?

Father of the year: Is Hawks high?

Father of the year: also STOP KIDNAPPING CHILDREN

Knock off else: Its my choice weather they kidnap me or not

Dick stroke: wait what?

Fucking the crusty man: Half of his family already lives with the league, did you really think he came here against his will?

Dick stroke: that would explain why he came so easily

Best stripper: kinky~ 

Dick stroke: that's it i'm done

Dick stroke: I'm Fucking Done!

Dabi: bye bitch-

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