⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

Boyz Crazy{Part.4}

Robbie: "What?! Wendy!"

Wendy: "Goodbye!" She gets out and slams the van door.

Stan: "Haha! We won! Kid, this is a victory for every guy whose hands are too weak or fat to play a musical instrument..."

Dipper: "I couldn't have done it without you, Grunkle Stan..." He proudly smiled.

They both high five each other.

Dipper then runs up to Wendy.

Dipper: "Um, hey! Uh, now that your night is free, me and Grunkle Stan are thinking, maybe bowling, or something...?"

Wendy: "Are you serious?! Right now? Ugh! What is wrong with guys? You only think about yourselves! All of you should just leave me alone!" She screamed while crying and leaves.

Robbie: "Oh, man...." He buried his face into stearing wheel.

Stan: "Look, if it makes you feel any better, the apocalypse is coming soon. Bury your gold!...You've been buying gold, right...?"

Dipper looks at his tape forlornly and ashamed.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Outside Mystery Shack}

Candy and Grenda walk up to the main entrance.

Grenda: "We've gotta save the boys..."

Candy: "I'm prepared to defend myself..."

[Y/N] then opens the door with Mabel by his side.

Mabel: "Hi, guys. I'm sorry I went bonkers. A catchy song made me realize, that you were right. Can you ever forgive me...?"

[Y/N] then removed the duck from his mouth.

[Y/N]: "Of course! Once you make it up to me!"

Grenda: "Of course!"

Candy: "Friendship, repaired..."

The three girls hug as Sev'ral Timez exit the Shack.

Leggy P.: "What's going on, Mabel girl...?"

Chubby Z.: "You said you had something you wanted to show us or some deal...?"

Mabel: "Yup. This!" She gestures to outside world and the rising sun.

The band gasps to varying degrees.

Chubby Z.: "Yo, dawg who is this big, round, bright, fool...?"

Mabel: "That, Chubby Z., is the sun..."

Chubby Z.: "That fool is makin' my eyes hurt straight painful! I'm gonna stare that fool down!" He stares at the sun till his eyes water and soon screams in pain as he rubs his eyes.

Deep Chris: "Yo, yo, hold up. What's this big green mess...?"

Mabel: "That's nature, Deep Chris. Bratsman won't bother you anymore.You can do anything you wanna do, go anywhere you wanna go....

[Y/N]: "... except anywhere near the Mystery Shack..." He coldly said under his breath.

Mabel: "Anyways! You're free!"

Chubby Z.: "Fa-ree...?"

Mabel: "Free! You're free! It means you can skedaddle!" She sobs as [Y/N] picks up a stick and hits their legs.

[Y/N]: "Now go! Go!"

They hesitantly walk forward and turn to look back at the two.

Mabel: "Get out of here before I change my mind!"

The group of blondes walk toward the bushes and sing a final refrain before disappearing into them.

Sev'ral Timez: "🎶Goodbye girl....🎶"

Candy & [Y/N]: "They won't last a week..."

⚠️{Dipper's POV}

Stan and I were now back at the Shack and were sitting in the living room.

Stan: "Women. They're the real mystery, Dip. You ruin their date, drive their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine...and somehow you're the 'bad guy'..."

Dipper: "No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have meddled in Wendy's personal life. She probably hates me now..."

Stan: "Ah...chin up...kid. You were tryin' to do the right thing. Even though you destroyed a relationship and part of my car..."

Dipper: "You think she'll ever forgive me...?"

Stan: "Ah, I bet she will. And until then, you can always go bowling with me or the little gremlin..." He said, refering to [Y/N] of course.

Dipper: "Thanks, Grunkle Stan...." I happily smiled.

Stan: "Don't mention it, kid..."

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Stan hears a gnawing sound coming from outside.

Stan: "Wait a second... Is something rooting through our trash...?" He wondered with suspicion.

Outside Leggy P. is digging through a trashcan.

Stan: "Hey, hey! Get outta of here!"

Leggy P. scared, runs away on all fours.

Stan: "Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash...Wait, what...?"

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