So Spain and Aragon went to France.
"Why are you here?" Said France.
"There is a strange light in the sky," Said Spain.
"And it is blinking," Said Aragon.
"Sure..." Said France "We have things that are worse you know... than a light... in the sky..."
Then Spain said"Ok... just don't tell anyone about it-"
"Hey these two are dumb." Said France.
"Why?" Said others.
"Because they think there is a light in the sky... and think it is dangerous."
"Oh... LOL"
"But.... guys."
...
Poland is asleep when there is a loud bang.
"What was that?" So he looks out the window and sees a saucer... like an alien one. So Poland calls the police.
"I'll like to report something."
"What is it?"
"A saucer... a flying one."
"Did it crash?"
"I think."
"Hahaha that is not true... at all."