George : So how goes married life?
You : Dream got drunk and tried to set out marriage certificate on fire
You : He said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
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Wilbur : Having something or someone to care for can improve one's mental health
You : Like a kid?
Wilbur :
Wilbur : Yeah, but I was thinking more like a plant or—
You : We already have Tommy and I don't see how it's improving my mental health in any way
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You : Is it okay if I swear?
Bad, squints his eyes at you : Yes, Y/n, I will allow you to swear
You : F . . .
Bad : Yes, go on
You : I'm nervous
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Wilbur : I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!
You, narrating : Despite being at a loss for words, Wilbur yelled at us for the next two hours
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dream team x reader but as incorrect quotes
Fanfictiondream team x reader but as incorrect quotes i found on the internet. most of these would probs be the trio but might include other members of the dream smp as well. i do not own the art used for the cover! it belongs to its rightful owner book conta...
