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You : Has anyone seen my top?

George, not looking up from his phone : Yeah, Dream's in the kitchen

You : *Chokes*

Sapnap : *Spits out his drink*

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Sapnap : Hey, Y/n, do you have two tongues in your mouth?

You : What? No.

Sapnap : Do you want to?

You : What?

Dream : What?

George : What?

Bad : What?

Ant : What?

Sam : What?

Sapnap : What? Who said that?

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Techno, recording videos with everyone : I have no intention of being friends

Techno, playing Minecraft with everyone : You're all just stepping stones to my success

Techno, baking a cake for your birthday : Friends are a distraction

Techno, in a group hug : Disgusting

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Sapnap : *Interrupts Dream*

Dream : Don't interrupt me

You : *Interrupts Dream*

Dream : Go ahead, babe, I'm listening

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