nunya (harry styles x draco malfoy)

the flukeman?

Harry styles one day. Was like ooh hey i wanna go back to the town i used to live in as a wee boi. So he did go back. To good ole oxfordshire. It was the strangest thing. He realized, well now im a celebrity i should probably get a bodyguard ha ha. So he called bodyguard inc and they said "we'll get you a body guard in NO TIME!" he was kinda nervous to meet who his booty guard would be. Afterall he'd have to stay with them his ENTIRe time in oxfordshire. So he went to his hotel and tried to avoid seeing other people. When he arrived at his door for his hotel, he slid is keycard and swung open the door to reveal TIMONTHEE CHATROULETTE!!!

How did harrys ex get into his hotel? Harry stood over the bed and glared at him. "Get out of my hotel right now you french bicycle seat!" timonthee glared back, with hurt in his eyes, "why should i? You never officially broke up with me so technically im still your boyfriend!" hary couldnt argue with sheer logic. "Okay fine i dont like you anymore, im breaking up with you!' timonthee responded with "but babyyyy the only reason we were ever seperated is because you became famous, but now im famous too bbyyy so we can be togetherrr." harry had no argument. He just wanted timothnee to leave. "Just go pls." but thimothee wouldnt leave.. 

 "HEY GET OUT OF HERE!" a tall, mysterious, blonde, blue eyed, handsome, stranger threw timonthee out of the hotel room. Who is this man? "Im your body guard harry..." harry was shell shocked. This handsome man was his body guard his entire time in oxfordshire. But what harry didn't know was that someone was plotting his death. Someone by the name of the flukeman.