Chapter Two: Messed Up

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I feel like there's something off, like I'm forgetting something..

HOLY FAC!

Amelia the heroine, the protagonist, the all time lovable woman was attracted to gay men!!

I don't know if she knew they were gay but even so!

How could I have missed this?! I remembered why I never liked this game. It was weird that you know the dude's gay, attracted to another guy but you keep on shoving your none existent tits in front of him!

But you gotta give it to her she managed to snag all of em' I always felt like there was something off about her even in the game. She gave me that white lotus vibe. It was hard picking how to respond to the capture targets cause it was either too flirty or too exaggerated.

Like there was this one scene, the villainess aka me, confronting her to know proper distance to men cause it was innapropriate for her to keep sticking her body to them. The responses where, " I can't believe you Lady Kinsleigh, why must you bully me so!" or " Are you perhaps jealous of me Lady Kinsleigh?! I have done nothing wrong! "

Then she would always cry then someone from the capture targets would show up to "save the day" (¬_¬)

I ship them more together you know, BL? 😏

There are capture targets (duh) and whoever made the stupid game needs a bash in the head for its lack of creativity!

Male lead numero uno, The first prince of..ha? I can't remember who they are!! Well there goes a cheat..kill me now..

All I remember is there are 6 capture targets. They are all gay, like I said. But the best part is that I DIE IN ALL THE ROUTES! Yeah! I forking DIE

(forking = f*cking)

First capture target, I die from a forking guillotine! Like yeet my head off will ya!

Second capture target, he coats me with blood, smears me with guts then ties me on a tree and fed me to the monsters in the forest. VERY CREATIVE MY DUDE!

Third capture target, he gave me a slow but excruciating poison to the point I, the villainess wanted to end it but I just threw up all of my blood and guts out. quite messy if you ask me
( ̄へ ̄)

Fourth capture target, stoned to death.

Fifth capture target, in to the torture chamber I go!! After I died, he fed the body to the lions

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Fifth capture target, in to the torture chamber I go!! After I died, he fed the body to the lions. Amazing! Give him a round of applause people!!

Lastly the Sixth capture target, the mofo really killed me himself with a freaking butter knife, A FLIPPING BUTTER KNIFE!!! Was it less painful? Hey to the F'n no! Since it ain't sharp it took a long ass time!

Oops did I mention they were FORKING PSYCHOS yet? And why the heck do I remember how she died but not who the FORK they are?! like talk about useless information!

YOU HAD ONE JOB, GOD! ONE JOB!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━

Meanwhile with God..

"ACHOO! " *sniff*

"seems like someone's talking about me" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

To be Continued . . .

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