MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.

The Inquisation (History of the World)

Everyone couldn't say anything until Kaminari spoke up.

Denki: Still, could be worse

Kyoka: Don't say that you idiot

[Kyle Broflovski]
I'm was sittin', in my home
and I'm looking through the TV Channels'
and suddenly these guys break down my walls
I didn't even know them, except fucking Cartman
and they grabbed me by the scrotum
and they started playing ping pong with my balls

Everyone: THEY DID WHAT?!?!

Fuck, the agony
Ooh, the shame
To make my privates public for a game

Denki: Me and my big mouth

Iida: THIS IS VERY WRONG

Huey, Dewey, Louie, Olley, Kota, Eri, Mahoro, and Katsuma: BOO, CARTMAN SUCKS

[Hook]
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -

[Executioners]
- Hey, Eric Cartman, whaddaya say?

[Cartman]
I just got back from the auto-da-fé

[Executioners]
Everyone/Executioners: Auto-da-fé? What's an auto-da-fé?

[Cartman]
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

Jr: Auto-da-fé means "Act of faith" btw

[Interlude]
Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day
Will you convert?
No, no, no, no
Will you confess?
No, no, no, no
Will you revert?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no

Monoma: Hmm, how about...

Vlad King: What are you thinking Monoma

Monoma: Hey, is Class 1A better than Class 1B?

Yes, yes, yes, yes

Jr: And there's your answer, Class 1A is better than Class 1B

Monoma: I hate my life

Toga couldn't help but laugh at Monoma.

Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears
Now I'll work on their knees! (Whacks their knees with two mallets and shuts Iron Maiden door on one inside it)

Everyone then got shocked to see a Jewish guy gets shut in the Iron Maiden.

[Dance Break]

Cartman then played drums with two Jewish guy's heads.

(Drum noise and laughing).

[Inquisitors]
Hey, Eric Cartman, walk this way
We got a little game that you might wanna play
So pull that handle, try your luck

[Inquisitor]
(spoken)
Who knows, Eric. You might win a buck!

[Cartman]
(spoken)
All right!

(Spins the wheel, get's three jews in a row like a slot machine)

[Cartman]
(spoken)
Put it in the car

[Inquisitor]
(whispered)
In the car

[Inquisitor]
(whispered)
In the car

[Cartman]
How we doing? Any converts today?

[Executioners]
Not a one! Nay, nay, nay!

[Cartman]
We've flattened their fingers
We've branded their buns
Nothing is working

(Claps hands).

Send in the nuns!

Dark Shadow: What are they gonna do

The nuns walk in, a giant block rises and the nuns partake in a swimming show, the jewish men go down a slide and are promptly drowned.

Jewish guy: (Underwater) OI

It ends with the nuns coming back up with lights on their head and it turns out to take the shape of a menorah.

Bakuhoe: WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING

[Cartman and Company]
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away
So, c'mon you Moslems and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous
You better change your point of views today
Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay

The video ends.

Jr: And that's what the Spanish Inquisition is about, in parody form

Everyone was silent.

Della: I think that song broke them

Me: Why do I even bother saying things at the end of chapters

Jr: I don't know, you are doing it yourself