Wrong Number (sapnap x reader)

Chapter 1

Y/n
Well if you happen to land in Florida hit me up daddy 😫😫😫

Mystery man
WOAH 😨

Y/n
I be bold bold from ✨sleep deprivation✨

Mystery man
Your from Orlando right?

Y/n
Yep

Mystery man
How do you know I'm not going to come kill you?

Y/n
I mean it's a possibility but I'm so touch starved that if you just give me a high five before my death id be happy

Mystery man
How about a hug?

Y/n
Even better

Mystery man
Alright I'm on my way text me the addy

Y/n
Alright it's 123 in your dreams

Mystery man
Fuck

Y/n
I have a question for you

Mystery man
Go on

Y/n
Are you a 40 year old pedophile

Mystery man
No.... are you?

Y/n
Maybe

Mystery man
Well shit

Y/n
No I'm not 😂

Mystery man
How do I know your not lying

Y/n
I mean you can call me if you want to hear my voice so badly

*end of text convo*

-incoming call from Mystery man-

I quickly picked up the phone, answering the call.

(Y/n is in bold)

*call convo*

Hello

Wow, I genuinely expected you to be a guy fucking with me

-I laughed before speaking-

Nah I'm a fucking sexy ass woman

-Mystery man laughed at my comment-

Yeah whatever

It's true I'm hot as fuck

Hmm I'll believe it when I see it

Alright FaceTime me bitch

Really?

I mean if your too much of a pussy-

*end of call*

He cut me off by hanging up and FaceTiming me.

-incoming FaceTime from Mystery man-

I quickly answered facing the camera towards my ceiling. Mystery man was facing the camera at a box.

"I'm not a pussy" Mystery man said. I laughed before speaking "so desperate to see my face I see" he laughed as I continued speaking "if I show you my face can I at least know your name?"

"Nope" he said, sweet and simple. I scoffed speaking "okay whatever" I quickly faced my phone to see my face before speaking "I told you I was hot."

Mystery man stayed silent for a second before stuttering "uh- I- yeah" I laughed before doing a classic fuck boy face and saying "just call me daddy at this point"

He laughed before speaking "wherever, hey can I uh get your opinion on something real quick" I nodded "sure what's up" he quickly flipped the camera and started walking.

I watched for a second before he showed me two pairs of shoes. "I can only fit one more pair in my suitcase which ones are cooler."

It was clear this man cared about his shoe choices, they were both on brand very nice shoes. Though I am very judge mental so I quickly said "the ones on the left look like something a grandpa would wear, go with the ones on the right"

Mystery man laughed and grabbed those shoes quickly throwing them on the bed. I saw he had Paris bed sheets. I laughed before saying "you seriously get no bitches I swear"

He scoffed before saying "the fuck do you mean?" I laughed "your bed sheets" he went silent for a second before saying "fine maybe I don't get that many bitches but I still get some"

I laughed "well Mystery man maybe if you tell me your name, I'll be your bitch" he laughed "yeah? Is it that easy?" I nodded "yep"

He laughed "fine my names nick" I thought for a second before saying "you have a basic white boy name and you wouldn't tell me it why?"

He laughed "because it be like that sometimes, what's your name wrong number" I smiled "you have my face, that's all you get"

He laughed but eventually dropped the topic. "How's Orlando?" He asked. "It's alright, kinda crowded but it's a total vibe, how's Texas?"

"It's nice, though I'm finally moving" I stuck my bottom lip out and spoke "can your pretty please tell me where your moving?"

"Not a chance, even if I did you would have no reason to believe me so why does it matter" I shrugged "I don't know I guess I'm just interested."

We continued on talking as nick packed before I checked the time and saw it was almost time for me to go to work.

"Shit I have to get going for work but I can still text" nick huffed before speaking "I really have to get this packing done, but maybe we can call when you get off?" I sighed "I close today so I won't be off until tonight"

"Okay well maybe we can call tomorrow while I'm driving?" I nodded "yeah I'm off tomorrow so that should work" nick let out a heavy breath before speaking "well good luck with work"

"Thank you Mystery man" I spoke. "Goodbye wrong number" he said as I hung up. I know this guy is a complete stranger but I really like him.

Maybe I'm just lonely.....

Oh well.

I got ready and went to work. The day went by as slow as usual. Once I was finally off I drove home and sent a quick text to nick before going to bed.

*text convo*

Y/n
Goodnight Mystery man, call me tomorrow

Mystery man
You know you can just call me Nick right?

Y/n
I know but I like Mystery man better

Mystery man
Whatever. Goodnight wrong number.

*end of text convo*

I fell asleep soon after getting in bed. I know I'm never going to meet this man but he's really growing on me.

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