Y/n
If it means you'll talk to me more then yes

Mystery man
Good because that was definitely me flirting

Y/n
You suck at flirting but it's okay, because not everyone can be as much of a ladies man as me

Mystery man
Yeah? Tell me your best pick up line

Y/n
Sexual or no?

Mystery man
Hit me with your best sexual one

Y/n
Alright I gotchu, you want a minecraft one?

Mystery man
Fuck yeah

Y/n
Are you a lever because you turn me on

Mystery man
Haha I love that 😂 got any more?

Y/n
I've got so many more

Mystery man
Hit me with them

Y/n
Are you a diamond pickaxe because I'm harder than obsidian

Mystery man
Damn I'm taking notes here

Y/n
Yeah? Who you gonna use them on?

Mystery man
I get lots of bitches

Y/n
Sure sure we can go with that

Mystery man
It's true, I get hella bitches

Y/n
Okay whatever. I've got to go for tonight but I'll talk to you tomorrow?

Mystery man
Yeah text me whenever

Y/n
Alright goodbye mystery man

Mystery man
Goodbye wrong number

*end of text convo*

I got off work, drove home, ate dinner and went to bed. I don't know who the fuck this guy is but i like him. He's nice.

He may or may not be a 40 year old pedophile but at this point I'm so lonely I'll take anything I can get. I woke up the next morning to a text from Mystery man.

*text convo*

Mystery man
Morning wrong number

Y/n
Morning mystery man

Mystery man
How are you today?

Y/n
Just woke up and already dreading the day how about you?

Mystery man
I'm okay, I'm just packing my final few things to drive across the country tomorrow

Y/n
Damn what state are you moving to?

Mystery man
I'd rather not say

Y/n
You know what state I live in so why does it matter

Mystery man
Because I'm scared if you find out who I am you will think differently of me or try to use me

Y/n
Are you a drug dealer?

Mystery man
No

Y/n
Then I have nothing to use you for. You cant get me free drugs so it doesn't matter

Mystery man
How do you know I'm not a cop?

Y/n
For legal purposes this is all a joke 😳

Mystery man
😂 well I'm not a cop so it doesn't matter

Y/n
That's what a cop would say

Mystery man
Yeah whatever. I'm moving from Texas to the other side of the country, that's all I'll say

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