Y/n
If it means you'll talk to me more then yes
Mystery man
Good because that was definitely me flirting
Y/n
You suck at flirting but it's okay, because not everyone can be as much of a ladies man as me
Mystery man
Yeah? Tell me your best pick up line
Y/n
Sexual or no?
Mystery man
Hit me with your best sexual one
Y/n
Alright I gotchu, you want a minecraft one?
Mystery man
Fuck yeah
Y/n
Are you a lever because you turn me on
Mystery man
Haha I love that 😂 got any more?
Y/n
I've got so many more
Mystery man
Hit me with them
Y/n
Are you a diamond pickaxe because I'm harder than obsidian
Mystery man
Damn I'm taking notes here
Y/n
Yeah? Who you gonna use them on?
Mystery man
I get lots of bitches
Y/n
Sure sure we can go with that
Mystery man
It's true, I get hella bitches
Y/n
Okay whatever. I've got to go for tonight but I'll talk to you tomorrow?
Mystery man
Yeah text me whenever
Y/n
Alright goodbye mystery man
Mystery man
Goodbye wrong number
*end of text convo*
I got off work, drove home, ate dinner and went to bed. I don't know who the fuck this guy is but i like him. He's nice.
He may or may not be a 40 year old pedophile but at this point I'm so lonely I'll take anything I can get. I woke up the next morning to a text from Mystery man.
*text convo*
Mystery man
Morning wrong number
Y/n
Morning mystery man
Mystery man
How are you today?
Y/n
Just woke up and already dreading the day how about you?
Mystery man
I'm okay, I'm just packing my final few things to drive across the country tomorrow
Y/n
Damn what state are you moving to?
Mystery man
I'd rather not say
Y/n
You know what state I live in so why does it matter
Mystery man
Because I'm scared if you find out who I am you will think differently of me or try to use me
Y/n
Are you a drug dealer?
Mystery man
No
Y/n
Then I have nothing to use you for. You cant get me free drugs so it doesn't matter
Mystery man
How do you know I'm not a cop?
Y/n
For legal purposes this is all a joke 😳
Mystery man
😂 well I'm not a cop so it doesn't matter
Y/n
That's what a cop would say
Mystery man
Yeah whatever. I'm moving from Texas to the other side of the country, that's all I'll say
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Wrong Number (sapnap x reader)
FanfictionOne day y/n gets a text out of the blue from a random number. Y/n knows nothing about him heck she doesn't even know his name. This story will follow y/n (she/her pronouns) as she discovers more about this mystery man. Y/n is a 20 year old who lives...
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