Y/n
Based on the few minutes we've been talking I'd assume your very full of yourself

Mystery man
Not true what would lead you to believe that?

Y/n
You said and I quote 'I'm so fucking hot'

Mystery man
You have a good point but it's not true

Y/n
Yeah whatever, how old are you mystery man?

Mystery man
20 just like you 😌

Y/n
Good to know and who's mr clay that you speak of?

Mystery man
You ask a lot of questions you know that

Y/n
I've been told that once or twice now answer my question

Mystery man
He's my best friend, he just got a new number

Y/n
I see

Mystery man
Yeah me and him are moving in together and he decided to change his number so I'm kinda left in the dark until he responds to me

Y/n
Cant you just go to his house?

Mystery man
We live across the country from each other.... so no I can't don't you have friends around the world?

Y/n
Bold of you to assume I have friends

Mystery man
Damn 😂 well what's your name? I want to add you to my contacts, you're funny

Y/n
You can call me wrong number

Mystery man
Well it's nice to meet you wrong number what do you do for fun?

Y/n
I'm basically a ✨child✨ so I play minecraft in my free time.

Mystery man
Well I guess we're both ✨children✨ because same

Y/n
I'll be back a customer is coming in

*end of text convo*

A nice old lady came in, I took her order made her drink and talked to her for a minute before she sat down and I could go back to texting.

*text convo*

Y/n
I'm back bitch

Mystery man
Fuck you

Y/n
Yeah I'm sure you'd like that

Mystery man
And I'm officially ghosting you

Y/n
Nooooo I'm sorry come back

Mystery man
That desperate for social interactions?

Y/n
Like I said I'm lonely and have no friends so yes I am very desperate

Mystery man
I'll be your friend 🥺👉👈

Y/n
I hear by accept you as my only friend mystery man I'm officially attached so please don't break my heart

Mystery man
I hear by promise unless you turn out to be toxic I will be your new bestie

Y/n
What about clay

Mystery man
He's not as funny as you

Y/n
Good to know, I'm about to get off work so I'll have to talk to you later so I can drive home without dying

Mystery man
Alright well text me when you get home, I want to get to know you better

Y/n
If I didn't know any better I'd say that sounds like flirting

Mystery man
Maybe it is maybe it isn't 😳

Y/n
Is it?

Mystery man
Do you want it to be?

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