Today FRNAK looked at me. I drew him and couldn't pour enough water on the paper to symbolize how wet the lips are
He looked at me with lips and I said "I luv ur lips"
How could I say that!!!!! them could have heard !!! 😩😩
Frank kissed me with his lips. I could feel the lips coming at me from a mile away. It felt like it was raining. Ray pops in "THOSE SOME WET LIPS BOY" RAY you idiot. I don't want them to take you. But then again they wouldn't. You have no secrets because you have no lips. Especially not wet ones. DONT ask me how I know. I just know this.
I go to the field to see BOb talking to Percy. "Percy your trunk lips are rough as day but I can't believe I've never kissed you before" BOB WHAT THE FUCK. I wonder if Frank's lips are ever rough or if they get too soggy. I ask him later. "FRNAK, are your lips ever soggy or chapped?" "Yes, but you'll never know" oh, I know. I know these things.
AHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK them
Them heard and they will come to get me
I wish they would kiss frank so they can surrender me after they see how wet his lips are
I couldn't do that to frank
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Later RHAT day markman walks in on me and FRNAK kissing. God I hate that bitch. Always messing up our moist sessions "what markman?" I say, I quickly shut my fucking blabber mouth in case them hear
Jasper says from the corner "they're coming for your and your bfs wet lips...so am I
WHAT THE TRUCK??? JASPER IS STEALING my bfs wet lips ????? This CANT be real. I report this to markman immediately. "Hey mark?" I say groggily. Those moisturized lips make me tired after our moist seasions "make sure jasper doesn't take my bfs wet lips"
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Later that night frank and I indulged in another moist session. I then saw jasper in the corner. "They will find those wet lips and then I will tell them they are up for grabs. YOU MUST SURRENDER THOSE wet lips IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS." I couldn't believe it. All along I thought them wanted MY wet lips. WERE MY LIPS EVEN WET? I asked frank later that day.
"They're kinda rough gerard" I can't believe my bf said this to me. I tell him, "IF MY LIPS ARE TOUGH THEN YOURS ARE SOGGY" I made him cry. He didn't talk to me for two weeks
I miss those wet lips
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Wet lips (a ASOTM spinoff)
FanfictionA parody book with little story lines and just one shots. Very short chapters. Dont have to have read ASOTM to understand but would help. Maybe slight spoilers from ASOTM
