Non Existent Group Chat [I.C]

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Po: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Tigress: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Po: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Monkey: Actually I did the math, T would have $225, not $0.15.

Tigress: Fam I'm right here....

Mantis: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Po: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Mantis: Sorry I only have a dollar

Po: :(

Monkey: Hey I just realized my friend is right, T would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Mantis: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Monkey: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Viper: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Monkey: Apply juice to what

Crane: Directly to the forehead

Tigress: Great chat everyone

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