Nico: Oh, I'm just so grateful that almost my entire life has been defined by ghosts and the untimely demise of my loved ones, Dad!
Hades: You have taken a very disrespectful tone with me ever since you turned 83, young man. What happened to the boy who loved and feared me in equal measure?
Nico: He grew up. Not like you would notice.
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Leo: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Piper: Why?
Leo: I want to stand outside Nico's cabin and annoy him.
Piper: Technically, you don't need to know how to play it for that.
Leo: ...You have opened my eyes.
Piper:
Piper: What have I done-
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Nico: I can't believe all these people are dressed in all black. All black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool"
Thalia, nodding: They're all copycats.
Will: Nico, I quite honestly cannot stress this enough, but we are at a funeral.
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Jason, on the floor: Go on without me!
Percy, crying while kneeling beside Jason: No! We can get through this together, just like we always do!
Jason: There's no time! You just defend our honor. Don't let my death be for nothing!
Percy, sobbing: I can't do this without you!
Jason: Goodbye, old friend...*goes limp*
Percy: NOoOOOOOooOO
Piper, whispering to Annabeth: They do realize this is just a dodgeball game, right?
Annabeth, aiming at Percy: Piper, this is war. Show no mercy.
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Apollo: Are you asleep?
Artemis: Yeah
Apollo: Oh okay I won't bother you then
[Two hours later]
Apollo: Wait a minute...
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Hades: Every time I see Persephone, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.
Zeus: That's because you love her.
[Later]
Persephone: Every time I see Hades, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.
Demeter: Don't get close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.
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[The seven playing Among Us]
*On Discord*
Jason: I can't believe it, I finally got imposter
Frank: Hey uh Jason, you're not muted
Jason: *internal screeching*
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Calypso: You're pretty dumb
Leo: Thank you.
Calypso: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you
Leo: All I heard was 'you're pretty.' I'm focusing on the positive things.
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Percy: Everyone knows the four steps of being a demigod.
Percy: Make a plan.
Percy: Execute the plan.
Percy: Expect the plan to go horribly wrong.
Percy: Wing it.
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Percy: Shut up Nico. You're like 11. Let the big kids talk.
Nico: Shut up Percy, I'm like 85 and you're like 14 don't sass me young man.
Percy:
Nico:
Percy:
Nico: Gosh. Kids these days.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)
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