S.C: Ok. Geo smash or pass. The mom from the Charmin commercials.
Geo: smash. Dude, she's so clean.
N.C: She's a bear dude. What. the. fuck.
Geo: Ok And?
N.C:...
S.C:...
Florida: I wanna smash the dad tho-
Geo: But only if it's the red one. She's my favorite color. :)
S.C: Downside would be the carpet burn?
Geo: Yeah.
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Wisconsin: FUCK!!
Indiana: WHAT WHAT'S WRONG?!
Wisconsin: You. More spotted cow. Now.
Indiana: Or what?
Wisconsin: I'll fucking kill you.
Indiana: try standing.
Wisconsin: OK FINE!! *stands up and falls face-first into the floor*
Indiana: exactly.
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Louie: What if I was a fucking bird...?
Texas: You'd be the type to repeatedly hit your head on windows.
Louie: Honestly, you're right... That'd be fucking awesome.
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Texas: *The drunk one here* Cali. I think you're a piece of shit.
Cali: Ok and? Fuck you.
Texas: *grabbing his arms* Help me then...
Cali: T-Tex... The FUCK-
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N.Y: How do you think toilets feel about us shitting and pissing in them?
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N.Y: DUDE I SWEAR!!
N.Y: WE AREN'T REAL OR WE'RE ALL PLAYED BY THE SAME GUY!!
Alaska: Ok. Stop talking crazy, you're drunk. Ya know what. Give me the alcohol.
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Oklahomo: What is my existence.
Gov: Like mine.
Gov: A waste of time and energy.
Cali: dear lord...
Texas: He's right tho-
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