Geo: Hey Alabama I'm here to pick up Atlanta... The fuck-
Atlanta Alabama & Montgomery: *Dancing to Cardi B in princess outfits*
And Alabama was never allowed to babysit again-
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Alaska: There's only one thing I hate more than my dad.
Hawaii: what's that?
Alaska: You sad.
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Oklahoma: Guys please stop...
Florida: Oklahomo-
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Mississippi: *kicks down Texas's door*
Texas: WHY?!
Mississippi: why not? *walks off*
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N.Y: *sobbing*
Mass: *eating a KitKat whole in front of him" :)
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Rhode: Fear me mortal scum.
Montana: Awww aren't you just the cute little thing *pats his head*
Rhode: *Starts eating his hand*
Montana: AAAAAAAAHHHH MASS GET YO DOG OFF ME!!!
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Gov: one day. I will kill you.
Moscow: looking forward to it. Also, I fucked your cousin last night bitch.
Gov: YOU MOTHER FUCKER-
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Washington: wanna hear a joke?
Oregon: sure.
Washington: me
Oregon: I don't get it...
Washington: Exactly. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Alabama: Why am I here again.
Utah: We saw it. Kentucky show him the photos.
Kentucky: *Places a bunch of hot Anime girls and guys on the table*
Alabama: .-.
Alabama: *Books it for his room*
Utah: GET BACK HERE SON!!!
Kentucky: *Wheeze*
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Pyongyang: Wha if I told you. You fucking suck.
D.C: I'd believe you.
I.D.C: I give up...
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Maryland: Hey guys... That girl over there won't stop staring at me-
Geo: OI LADY!!
Some creepy lady: Yes?
Geo: YOU'RE MAKING MY FRIEND UNCOMFY!!
Creepy lady: Oh honey he's just playing hard to get~
Geo: FUCK OFF!!!
Geo: Mary come on. It's ice cream time.
Mary: YAY!!
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
