rodrick heffley imagines

rodrick headcanons:D

SFW
-ok this man is only soft around you like nobody else
-hes 110% bi (gay for ben😩)
-def listens to radiohead and pierce the veil
-he has a shit ton of pics of you guys and you're his home screen and lockscreen
-okokok here me out he would 100% have a purge mask
-hes the type to kiss your scars(if you have any)
-def shops at spencers
-he loves long road trips with you
-watches anime (mostly hxh and death note)
-probably kins chrollo and L
-HE 10000% HAD A FNAF PHASE
-his tumblr user in 2014 was probably l0dedd1p3r or sumn like that
-besties he will do anything to make you happy like you want a pair of $300 demonias?? he'll buy them for you
-your name in his phone is probably 'my goth bby<33' or 'hot shawty' no in between
-cant and wont stop doing the fuck boy lip bite
-he'll def have a minecraft date with you
-your song for him is 'cloud 9' by beach bunny
-his song for you is 'sanctuary' by joji
-as soon as you guys turn 18 he'll take you to every rave that he knows of
-if you know how to play guitar chris will teach you the cords to their songs
-all his friends adore you! they could tell how happy you make him so they automatically liked you
-his favorite songs are probably 'rosemary' by deftones  'girls girls girls' by motley crue 'thank god for girls' by weezer and 'dumb' by nirvana
-bestie hes had the same high top converse since he was an 8th grade and nobody can convince him to buy new ones
-he is one kinky mf
-he buy piercing and tattoo kits off of amazon
-speaking of he gave you a septum and a lip piercing and he gave you your first tattoo
-his favorite candy is skittles and air heads
-his favorite monster is ultra zero
-he lets you paint his nails and do his eyeliner
-he only has tiktok so he can watch your videos and hes always the first to like and comment and he'll always say "THATS MY BABY LOOK AT THEM"
-probably smokes cigarettes
-def smokes pot
-maybe drinks..?
-loves to sit in the rain with you
-when you guys cuddle he's always the big spoon and when he lays down he'll have you lay on his chest
-veiny hands💞💕💘💗💖💕💗💓
-probably has adhd
-he'll sleep over at your house for one night and then never leave
-and when you sleep over at his house when you have to leave he'll pick you up and lock you in his room so you can't go
-all his pictures on instagram have you in it
-whenever you dye your hair hes always there
-the first time you did your makeup in front of him he was so interested and asked if you could do his<33
-he has a MAJOR true crime obsession
-he loves horror anything
-(if you wear them) he loves when you wear skirts especially mini skirts
-he adores you in thigh highs (if you wear them)
-he loves when you sit on his lap! he just loves to hold you and make you feel safe
-100% listens to girl in red
-bestie he cant do math for shit like you cant either but he barely knows how to multiply 5x7
-he loves when you fall asleep on facetime he'll always take pictures of you and send them to you when your asleep so you can see them in the morning
-his pet names for you are 'bunny' 'babydoll' 'dolly' 'doll' and 'darling'
-he probably has a lot of emotional and childhood trauma so sometimes he'll have nightmares and you'll go over to his house and comfort him through it
-he def skates and tries to teach you how
-if you couldn't tell he can't drive safely if his life depended on it
-he has like to dressers full of band shirts that are almost all gone because you took them
-he loves sneaking out and going on adventures at 2am
-sometimes instead of driving home from school he'll take you on the train tracks to get home
-random trips at times that are too late to be awake make him so so happy<3
-THIS MAN STILL SLEEPS WITH STUFFED ANIMALS AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
-he doesnt like to admit it but his biggest fear is loosing you
-he def has crystals
-probably into witchcraft
-he also doesnt like to admit that he likes teen romance movies
-his favorite like teen romance movie is either the fault in our stars or the perks of being a wallflower
-his favorite horror movie is scream

hey besties if u don't like sexual content or are sensitive then don't read further !

NSFW
-1000% and dom/top
-definitely into ddlg
-hes into spit, degrading, spanking, praising, edging, cum denial, fingering, and sometimes petplay
-he LOVES eating you out
-if he thinks you've been bad he won't let you cum until he thinks you're ready
-he loves throat fucking you too
-he teases you a lot like when his tip is right at your entrance he'll just tease it and slowly rub your clit until you beg for him to fuck you
-hes probably about 7-8 inches
-he likes when you call him master and daddy
-he leaves hickeys everywhere he likes to put them on your collarbone and inner thighs so people know that your his
-when you've been good he always says stuff like "whos my good little girl/baby? (for the enbys n they/thems!) "you're such a good kitty" and "awe look at my precious princess being such a good girl/baby for daddy"
-(quick tw for degrading!) when he degrades you he'll say "look at you, you are just such a pathetic little kitty aren't you?"
-he def has ropes to tie you up with and handcuffs
-he LOVES when after he fucks you and your makeup is ruined and smudged

hey besties if u got this far^-^
so as u saw in one of the hc's i said i got a boyfriend !! yup it's true<333
i broke up with my girlfriend back in march because it was super toxic but now i genuinely feel happy and loved by him. he told me last night when i was crying that when i saw him again he would hold me and i could tell him about my problems. he told me that by the time its the end of summer that i would feel loved and adored. he told me that i wouldn't be touch starved and i would always have him. he said that i dont deserve to feel the things i feel amd that he loves me no matter what.
okokok enough with the lovey dovey shit THENK U FOR 40K READS‼️‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE U ALL SOSOSOSO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT/DAY AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHIT WRITING I FINISHED WRITING THIS AT 3AM (its 3:14am in new york lol)
much love<33
-marci
(p.s. we broke up after three weeks)