Meliodas and Zeldris were standing in silence in the elevator, after a heartfelt discussion. Well, as heartfelt as you can get with these two. Suddenly Meliodas had a "brilliant" idea.
"Hey let's do 'get help'."
Zeldris looked at him incredulously.
"What?"
"'Get help'."
Zeldris shook his head.
"No."
"You love it."
"I hate it."
"It's great it works everytime!"
"It's humiliating!"
"Do you have a better plan?"
"No-"
"We're doing it."
Zeldris sighs.
"We are not doing 'get help'."
(Two floors and 5 seconds later)
The door opens and reveals Meliodas supporting Zeldris with Zeldris' arm over his shoulder.
"GET HELP!!! PLEASE!"
Meliodas gains the guards attention.
"MY BROTHER IS DYING!!! GET HELP! HELP HIM!"
Meliodas then proceeds to yeet Zeldris at the guards, effectively knocking them out.
"Ahh, classic."
Zeldris grunts as he gets up.
"Still hate it. It's humiliating."
"Not for me it's not."
(Sorry not sorry)
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NNT/SDS Oneshots
FanfictionIt's exactly as the title says. Except I wanna write stuff that's a little outside the box. Including, but not limited to, BOLD ELIZABETH.
