𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭

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You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.

>no one thinks babies are cute, they're all ugly. But when they were born, they were uglier than ugly and even the doctor, who see babies every other day... they just couldn't handle it.