Hana: Happy Turkey Day.
Maxwell: Yes! Right out of the gate.
Hana: What? What's going on?
MC: We're playing Lee Bingo, Thanksgiving edition.
Liam: Everyone filled out their cards with possible Hana-related scenarios.
Drake: First to bingo gets 100 euros.
Maxwell: I had "Hana calls it 'Turkey Day'" on the center square.
Liam: "Hana explains that they ate lobsters at the first Thanksgiving."
Hana: They did. Back in that time, they called lobsters "ocean bugs."
Hana: And I'll just mark it off for you.
MC: I think got the winning card here. Hana tells us that she played Pocahontas in her third grade play.
Hana: All the other girls were too big.
Drake: This is a fun one "Hana says, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble.'"
Hana: Well, now that I know you want me to say that, I'll just say it with two gobbles.
Hana: Gobble, gobble
Hana: ...
Hana: Gobble. God, it just sounds right that way. I don't like this game.
MC: Ha! "Hana objects to Lee Bingo."
Hana: Come on, guys.
Liam: Hana says, "Come on, guys." That's two for me.
Hana: Well, guess what. I can spoil your little game by sitting over here quietly all day and doing nothing.
Hana: *Falls down while trying to sit*
Maxwell: Anybody have "Hana falls on the floor?"
Maxwell: No one?
Hana: That's a victory. That's a victory for Lee. Boom!
Everyone: Hana says, "Boom!"
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Choices - Stories You Play: Incorrect Quotes Collection
RandomA collection I created with funny incorrect quotes for the game "CHOICES - STORIES YOU PLAY" created by Pixelberry Studios. Download the game from the Appstore or GooglePlay.
