Garden Lily || Ranboo

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"WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP?" He shouted.

"You know what? Continue the tour. Stop arguing like an old married couple." Allie interrupted.

"If this is a f*cking enemies to lovers arc, I will cry."

"What is that?" Niki asked.

"Oh are you a f*cking fanfiction reader?" Tubbo cried.

"Tubbo, Tubbo, I did not say anything." She rambled.

"Pissed off Ranboo what will he doooooo?"

Ranboo sighed. "We're going to visit Tommy. I cannot handle you two."

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"Hi Tommy! Ranboo sent us off here." Allie said, crouching a few times.

"Why would Ranboo send me two women? Oh, he is the best friend ever. Well ladies, welcome to Logsteadshire!"

"Mmmhmmmm, yeah."

"Wait how old are you two?" Tommy asked, while he was mining with Lia and Allie. Everyone else was just spectating them.

"Sixteen." The girls said in unison.

"No, let me re-phrase this. Were you born before or after April 9th, 2004?"

"March 16th, baby!!" Lia cheered.

"AWWWW WHAT THE F*CK IM STILL THE YOUNGEST."

"After......" Allie
sobbed.

"YEAHHHHHHHH."

"Awwwwwwww little baby." Puffy said, shifting in-front of her.

"I hate this so much."

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"Uh, quick question, would I be a good boyfriend?" Tommy asked.

"What the f*ck?" Lilia cried, nearly pissing herself. "I have never ever heard this from TommyInnit ever, before."

"What have I just stumbled into?" Ranboo said, once he joined the call again.

"No, I'm serious."

"This is gonna be good." Wilbur said.

"Hmmmmmm, let's think about this. I personally have never had one, but based on what my older sister says, men are sh*t." Allie said.

"Well, if you think about it statistically, most girls like tall guys." Lilia said. "So how tall are you Tommy?"

"6'3."

"Uhhhhh I don't want to intervene, but the Wiki says you are 6'1." Ranboo said.

"So statistically speaking," She continued, "You are taller than the average female, meaning you could be a potentially good boyfriend, but it depends on the personality of the partner you choose."

(dont question how i know)

"YEAHHHH."