Inspired by me getting skyward spine on the standard banner from a free wish from level ascension
Doormat pov
“ Wait i knew you were a god and all but you didn’t even bother to tell me you were a whole mythical creature ?! “ Childe exclaimed at the girl who slammed the door behind him locking it shut
“ Well now you know “ Yujing nodded in surrender slowly sliding down the door “ anymore questions dear childe ? “ she asked glancing up at the orange head shaking her head while she got up to retrieve his clothes for the night
“ how are we-as in Mr Zhongli and I going to get home ? I mean for the next few hours the streets of Liyue are flooding with agents ?! “
“Fatui members other than yourself aren’t allowed on Yujing Terrance since its off limits to them Childe , so there’s no need for you to worry about them knocking on the door“ Zhongli reminded calmly removing his coat to reveal the unique geo archon patterns on his arms which childe gawked at for a hot minute
Now he knew why Yujing loved Zhongli's hands so much
“ if your done drooling over my arms i would return to my book “ Zhongli shook his head in amusement before picking up the book he left on the couch while the two bickered about where the other would sleep for the night
“ hey hey he’s mine tortillani “ yujing warned smacking his head with her fan
“ And for that you sleep on the couch “
“ Girlie could you not have the slightest heart for me and let me sleep in the guest room ? Why must I sleep on the couch there’s literally 5 more rooms in your darn house and i already filled the bed with whale plush toys ! “ Childe groaned as the shorter female returned from her room and tossed his whale themed pyjamas at his face
“ How about Mr Zhongli he doesn’t have clothes here-“
“ I do actually “ The geo user replied still reading his book peacefully
“ yeah he does “ Yujing chimed in nonchalantly as she quickly recalled the funny incident that occurred when she brought Zhongli to Mondstadt for the windblume festival which childe did attend but left early due to fatui matters
FLASHBACK
“ Zhongli xiansheng let’s go to the knights of favonius headquarters ! I wanna visit klee and kaeya ! “ Yujing begged tugging the male’s arm like a childe i mean child
The two actually came to mondstadt with Childe however he went off to the goth hotel to get himself a room in mondstadt to spend the night , leaving his two close friends he introduced to each other ealier that year together to wander around the festival
The windblume festival’s colourful and lively atmosphere placed a smile on everyone’s face even the geo archon himself who had found the anemo archon , now a tone deaf broke alcoholic bard passed out outside the angel’s share
“ Venti...you reek of alcohol as always... “ Zhongli sighed lowering himself to the ground to scold venti who’s face was smushed into the ground , shaking his head before flipping his drunk friend over
“ Z-Zhongliiiiii you got m-marriedddd ?! And you d-didn’t invite me ??? UWAHHHHH YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMOREEEEE “ Venti slurred as he cried actual tears , grasping Zhongli’s jacket to wipe his tears
“ Venti shut up before i ban you from ever entering my tavern ! “ The muffled voice of an angry Diluc came from inside the Angel’s share while venti continued throwing a tantrum over how zhongli didn’t invite him to an event that didn’t even happen
Yet atleast
“ And this is why rocky we go to find kaeya and klee not venti “ Yujing facepalmed as she slung an arm around the exasperated zhongli who’s expensive coat ( which childe paid for ) became soaked with venti’s tears
“ There’s no need for that sweetheart , i knew you missed us so I came prepared “ Kaeya popped up from behind , Scaring the three individuals when klee hopped out from behind him
“ Klee misses Mr Zhongli ! And Ms Yujing ! Oh no who’s that on the floor ? “ Klee cheered before looking confusingly at the heap of green and black on the floor , poking his cheeks before...
“ I know what would cheer him up ! “ she exclaimed happily , cutely raising her finger
“ Klee...”
“ No Klee...”
“ KLEE NO “
Just a second late as they watched in horror as the pyro wielder backed up to a distance
“ Jumpty dumpty go ! “ the red girl sent a bunny shaped BOMB hurtling towards the suddenly sober bard who jolted up and sent a gust of anemo towards the bomb , sending it upwards to explode in the air
It was dead silent
YOU ARE READING
𝕽𝖊𝖉 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 || Genshin Impact
FanfictionLiyue has their own mysterious vigilante , however the legend of the "red phantom" has been around for centuries Surely it cant be the girl who follows Zhongli and Childe around Liyue ? Editor : @lon3LycHi1d Zhongli x fem!reader Rank 1 in #genshini...
