Basically my thought process

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I had a weird conversation with my friend today.
Funny, but still weird.

We were chatting during lunch, but I forgot what we were talking about mid-sentence, which led to us talking about forgetfulness. Somehow, we ended up talking about shoe sizes, and how annoying it is when the manufacturers decide that people with our foot sizes don't exist. I probably mispronounced something, or maybe I broke grammar, whatever I did, it launched us into a deep, thoughtful discussion about how different people's brains are organized. I'll tell you about my theory on that later. On the way to the car, my friend asked me if I played any sports. My response was, and I quote, "Sports, I do not play" in an accent. I don't know what it was, but it reminded her of how people spoke in Victorian times. And thus, Victorian Yoda was born.

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