hueningkai: "...this conversation just keeps getting worse, doesn't it?"
soobin: "Not for me!"
hueningkai: "Promise you won't tell anyone."
soobin: "I won't. I'm a master secret keeper."
hueningkai: "You better be or I'll... I'll..."
soobin: "There isn't much to threaten against me. I'm a chill person."
hueningkai: "I'll break all of your calligraphy brushes."
soobin: "So you've chosen death."
hueningkai: "Promise first."
soobin: "I promise. Jesus, you're scary when you're in peril."
hueningkai: "I'm not in peril, I just... I don't know what to do with these... these..."
soobin: "Feelings?"
hueningkai: "Yes."
soobin: "Let me tell you what you shouldn't do: keep them inside."
hueningkai: "No, that's exactly what I should do because she doesn't like me that way."
soobin: "Why not?"
hueningkai: "I know right. I'm funny, smart, I'm not bad looking--"
soobin: "On second thought, maybe you need to tone your self-righteousness down a notch."
hueningkai: "Sorry, sorry. I just wasn't expecting this."
soobin: "So she likes someone else?"
hueningkai: "Yeah, Taehyun."
soobin: "Taehyun?"
hueningkai: "But Taehyun likes her cousin."
soobin: "You really just decided to release scalding tea today."
hueningkai: "It's just coming out, I can't help it!"
soobin: "There, there. Doctor Soobin is here to assist."
hueningkai: "Please don't go into fake therapist mode."
soobin: "I was kidding. But Hueningkai, think about it. You have a way higher chance than Taehyun. Do you know why?"
hueningkai: "Because I'm better looking?"
soobin: "No. You just said it earlier."
hueningkai: "Because I'm smarter?"
soobin: "God, no. Taehyun is way smarter than you."
hueningkai: "I thought you were trying to uplift me."
soobin: "What I'm trying to say is, you live with her. You can see her at school and at home. Not all crushes have that advantage, so use it!"
hueningkai: "I don't want to make moves on her in her own house. That's creepy."
soobin: "Don't make obvious, creepy moves. Just be subtle. Be extra nice. Show her you care."
hueningkai: "I don't know... We're all supposed to go to this spring maze thing."
soobin: "I'm going to that, too."
hueningkai: "We're going this weekend."
soobin: "So am I."
hueningkai: "With who?"
soobin: "Yeonjun and some person he met on Ideal."
hueningkai: "That app, right?"
soobin: "Right. Do you have it?"
hueningkai: "No."
soobin: "Look, here's the plan: we'll see each other there. Pretend like you didn't even know I was coming."
hueningkai: "Why?"
soobin: "You'll see."
hueningkai: "Oh no. You're doing that thing."
soobin: "What thing?"
hueningkai: "That thing where you smile really wide. Am I going to regret this?"
soobin: "Absolutely not. Don't worry. I'm a pretty damn good Cupid."
