a few days later
vv weird crisps guy
fuck masks
when we have wine glasses, amirite?
yungboi
the shade 😍
(5:56 pm)
Regulus was traumatized, for life maybe, He was walking to the Gryffindor common room to stay with his brother a bit, when he came across something he wasn't expecting. Well not really he did kinda figure it out, but he didn't need to see that.
(6:07 pm)
yungboi
pls-
i literally walked on my brother making out with his best friend i-
i was standing there like 🧍
vv weird crisps guy
oh that's normal
my two best mates make out all the time
i got used to them🤷♀️
yungboi
what a world we live in
where everyone randomly makes out
vv weird crisps guy
not the best mental image-
but
hey
:0
yungboi
?
vv weird crisps guy
you
messaged me first :DDD
yungboi
oh
yeah
true
well anyway, how are you doing weird guy?
vv weirs crisps guy
wait
are you okay?
are you drunk?
what did you drink today?
yungboi
smh
drama queen
yungboi
orange juice
vv weird crisps guy
how r u being nice
to me
yungboi
do you want me to be mean?
vv weird crisps guy
NO
stay like that :)
yungboi
that's what i thought
(9:10 pm)
yungboi
chile
why's it kinda cold
vv weird crisps guy
it is cold
sorry luv not there to warm you up😔
yungboi
yeah😔
vv weird crisps guy
i-
you sure you okay?
yungboi
no i'm not
but that's besides the point
vv weird crisps guy
aw
do you need a hug?
yungboi
hiss
vv weird crisps guy
okay then
(12:30 am)
vv weird crisps guy
hey
what's ur sexuality?
yungboi
who?? asks?? someone?? they?? deadass?? just?? met?? that???
and at 12 am
nice
vv weird crisps guy
idk i think my whole friend grp is gay
yungboi
well
are you?
vv weird crisps guy
well i'm pan so
wbu?
yungboi
idk
ig?
do i like men
hmm
vv weird crisps guy
use me as an example ;)
do you like me
yungboi
no
if i used you as an example i probably wouldn't even want to date men anymore
vv weird crisps guy
ouch
heart been broke so many times😔
vv weird crisps guy
did we just
come out to each other?
yungboi
i think so
yeah
i didn't even come out to my brother yet
so
Regulus looked at the message he just send, why did he say that? but before he could get into his overthinking mood, he got a text.
vv weird crisps guy
i'm?? honored??
yungboi
as you should
vv weird crisps guy
as i should
(4:00)
vv weird crisps guy
is it weird to like
find your best friends brother attractive?
yungboi
it's
4 am
you serious
James turned off his phone chuckling slightly, gosh being friends with someone named sirius was not helping.
vv weird crisps guy
yeah
idk
yungboi
uh well it can be weird for your best friend?? for you to be crushing on his brother??
vv weird crisps guy
i'm not crushing on him
i just
find him
attractive??
yungboi
yeah
whatever makes you sleep at night ig
vv weird crisps guy
which reminded me
i have classes tomorrow morning
sooo
goodnight <33
yungboi
mhm
more like
morning
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