~Some more random AUL moments~

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Dum: I just watched ASMR and it was so ✨s a t i s f y i n g✨ 

Gnome: yeah I know it's so soothing! It makes me calm. But you know what else is satisfying?

Dum: what then?

Gnome: the noises Engi makes when I rub his DI-

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Bro: YMCA, Player and Veteran ARE F*CKING GAY!

Ninja: (in Japanese) we are gay too, remember?

Bro: *le blush* y-yeah your right

Ninja: *kisses Bro* (in Japanese) you're so cute

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No-Visor: *dancing on nightcore music*

Player: *comes in* AAAHH WHAT THE- ... f*ck?

No-Visor: *blushes and stops dancing* f*ck, Poopyfarts, stop the music! 

Poopyfarts96: *stops the music* 

Player/No-Visor/Poopyfarts96: ...

No-Visor: Get. Out.

Player: *slowly gets out*

My brain's messed up and I ruined No-Visor. He's chasing me and I'm writing this in my roo- SH*T! HE FOUND MEH DHDHHSHSHDH *dies and changes into a No-Visor* No-Visor, No-Visor, we will make you one of us. No-Visor, No-Visor, we will make you one of us.

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YTCat123: I lost a friend in real life, she doesn't want to be my friend anymore

Bro: f*ck that we are in a meeting!

Captain: I feel you YTCat, I feel you

Player: does this have to do with me or...

Captain: yeah past year, now we are besties and Veteran's your boyfriend

Dum: and I'm Captain's girlfriend!

Bro: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE F*CKING MEETING?

                                     Bro was not An Impostor

                                          1 Impostor remains

Yes that's what happens when you ruin a talk about friendship, Bro! And yes, I did lose a friend. I figured out she doesn't want to be friends w me anymore😔 I-I'm fine tho. I watched some GameToons Gaming and I'm ok now, just a bit sad🥺 don't worry about me, just ignore me🥲😅

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TheGentleman: *standing nearby a vent*

MrCheese: *pulls TheGentleman in the cent* 

TheGentleman: *screams* *sees it's MrCheese* MrCheese, you scared me!

MrCheese: I wanted some alone time~

TheGentleman: *blushes* o-ok then

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I'm not funny at all but ok. I don't know any more quotes so buh-bye and have a nice day/night!

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