Player: so, TheGentleman, MrCheese and you got in a car crash?
TheGentleman: yes, unfortunately, we did
Player: what happened exactly?
TheGentleman: well MrCheese was driving us to our home when I saw a deer on the road, so I shouted: "Deer!"
Player: and what did you respond, MrCheese?
MrCheese: "What is it, babe?"
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Stoner: so, Bro, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Bro: I'm a stick
Ninja, from across the room: he's the little spoon!
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Player: are you a cuddler?
MrCheese: I'M THE MASTER OF DESTRUC- yes I'm a cuddler
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Bro: I have control over my emotions
Veteran: dude, last night you were crying for one hour because of a YouTube video where a kitten was meowing
Bro: YOU HAD TO HEAR THESE MEOWS! THEY WERE SO SOFT AND CUTE!
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Bro: you suck, loser!
Player: well Ninja sucks you
Bro: *chokes*
Veteran: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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Goober and Dum (Dum being purple): *running around and screaming glibberish*
Player: this is why you should never let those two drink energy drinks from the vending machine
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This was before MrCheese lost his innocence
Bro: what's 70 - 1?
MrCheese: 69
Stoner: what's 68 + 1?
MrCheese: 69
Veteran: what's-
TheGentleman: please stop
MrEgg: he's too innocent
MrCheese: *visible confusion*
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Franklyn: I wanna see blood
Mother: well today we are going to draw blood at MedBay-
Franklyn: ... I don't wanna see blood
Seriously, drawing blood sucked last time! It hurt like a fricking b- and that was bc they used a needle for adults instead of the smol one for children. Let's say in the car back home I got emotional. In short words: I hate drawing blood now, just like when I was little, and I'm scarred for life.
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MrCheese: are you my BFF?
MrEgg: ohh yeah!
MrCheese: do I love you?
MrEgg: hell yeah!
MrCheese: am I going to kill you if you refuse to take me to McDonald's?
MrEgg: f*ck yeah!
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Hater: AUL is stupid
The AUL crew/the ghosts/the Among Us community/the shippers/the non shippers/the fangirls/the fanboys/theLGBTQ+ community/YTCat123/Shadow/Xmas plant/Ryan /Kailey (Ryan's lil sister): ...
YTCat123: KILL THIS IMBECILE!
Everyone: *runs towards the hater and kills them*
Hater: *dies*
Hater's ghost: *sighs and flies away*
Idk any more quotes so yeah, buh-bye and have a nice day/night!
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Among Us Logic book
FanfictionHeya! I just had to make this book! This book will contain random things about the YouTube series Among Us Logic.by GameToons (I really recommend watching it, it's a really fun series!) This book will contain: Oneshots Incorrect quotes Videos Fana...
