Izuku: ohmygod
Dig: he's doing it again
Izuku: ERASERHEAD???
Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this?
Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him
~Alternatively~
Izuku is "accidentally" a...
ARMZ: I go to a lotta clubs ARMZ: shit takes forever to scrub off
Ladie: and you think I'm perverted
ARMZ: I fucking pay hard workers doing their jobs, you prey on children. We are not the same.
Ladie: yah, "hard workers"
Hardon: okay wait bullshit Hardon: you're halfway to being a prostitute yourself Hardon: you literally fondled yourself to get free snacks
Ladie: I'm a hard working hero
Hardon: sorry babe but you're like completely wrong here
ARMZ: holy shit ARMZ: what is that??
Hardon: uhh Hardon: it's... Hardon: goo??
Ladie: it's pink.
Hardon: okay then pink goo
ARMZ: oh wait explody is out now
Ladie: that looked well- practiced
Hardon: well they do class sparring Hardon: I wonder if they'd let us fight the kids.. Hardon: for training, of course
Ladie: who's creepy now
ARMZ: I think I'm the only stable one of the both of you
Hardon: you're addicted to strippers and booze
ARMZ: which is both legal and respectful, shut up
Ladie: oh fuck Ladie: that's gonna leave a scar
Hardon: shit no kidding Hardon: blasty's got a powerful ass quirk
ARMZ: he should learn to control it better
Ladie: r u kidding?? Ladie: that's badass
Hardon: dude he just burnt half his classmate's chest Hardon: it is a lil op
Ladie: nah Ladie: oh look, he's getting back up!
ARMZ: how???
Hardon: uh Hardon: vindictive will?
Ladie: ugh it's his support items Ladie: a fucking jet pack? R u kidding?
Hardon: I thought u liked him
Ladie: I mean,,,,
ARMZ: seriously, one more comment and I'll fucking arrest you
Ladie: freedom of speech, bitches
Hardon: GUYS Hardon: GUYS LOOK UP
ARMZ: they're fighting in the sky???
Ladie: ooo it's like New Year's Ladie: looks like fireworks
ARMZ: looks like permanent damage and skin grafts
Ladie: i mean yeah Ladie: but it looks so cool!
New Chat
Aizawa: Nedzu give us back control over the microphones Aizawa: we need to stop the match right now
Nedzu: but it's just getting good!
Aizawa: Nedzu. Izuku is getting hurt Aizawa: very badly Aizawa: let us end the match Aizawa: I'm not asking anymore
Nedzu: I fail to see how stopping the match will help Midoriya- kun in the long run Nedzu: it'll just stop more heroes from seeing what he's capable of
Aizawa: he's also capable of dying Aizawa: and his old injuries weren't even 100% yet Aizawa: now.
Nedzu: hmm
Hizashi is online
Hizashi: NEDZU Hizashi: GIMME BACK THE MICS RIGHT NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Nedzu is offline
Aizawa: thank you
Heroesz
Ladie- Mt. Lady ARMZ- Death Arms Hardon- Kamui Woods
Ladie: awww they stopped the match
Hardon: dude the quirkless kid looks like he's ab to die
ARMZ: they should have stopped it much sooner
Ladie: but it was just getting good!
Hardon: ..okay fair point
ARMZ: ????????
Hardon: not surprised the quirkless kid lost tho
Ladie: yeah coulda called that
ARMZ: unfortunately I agree ARMZ: he never stood a chance
Ladie: shit he's kinda fucked up
Hardon: fucked up? Hardon: he got blasted across the stadium and half his damn torso charred off Hardon: they're carrying him off on a stretcher
Ladie: okay but that's only cuz blasty somehow blew up his jet pack
ARMZ: damn support items ARMZ: more trouble than they're worth
Hardon: see this is why quirkless people can't be heroes Hardon: they're too fragile Hardon: and what good can they do if they rely on faulty machinery? Hardon: what if that kid got killed?
Ladie: amen.
ARMZ: ikr
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A/N: here r the brackets-
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