BOKUTO THROUGH A PARTY AND SHIT GETS MAD CHAOTIC KEEP IN MIND THAT I WAS LISTENING TO METHHEAD FREESTYLE BY LIL DARKIE WHILE WRINTING THIS SO IO EEN KNOE WHATS GOING ON I WAS A LIL TOO HYPE WHILE WRITING THIS SJHSJKS(They're all aged up) TW: Drugs and alcohol
'i- were leaving' omi starts to say when his cousin stumbles Over to him SHIT FACED DRUNK 'god Komori how much did you drink..'
I take this chance to wander to terushima, bokuto, kuroo, Oikawa and kyotani
Terushima is doing a line of cocaine- Oikawa and kuroo are playing beer pong and bokuto is bout ready to pass out- kyotani is prank calling people on terushima's phone
Oh fuck yea
Next thing I know suna jumps through bokuto and akaashi's window in a very dirty Teletubbies costume and yell
"IM SIMPLY TOO VALID😈💯"
Samu apparently ate one of the 'brownies' cause manz is freaking the fuck out
Suna walks over to him and goes "WERE TALKING TELEBUBIES, TINKY WINKY TIPSYYYYYYYY LALALALALALLA AND MUTHAFUKIN POOOO"
samu is on the verge of tears💀🤚🏽
After terushima is done doing his 5 lines of coke he yells to makki (who was the dj)
"PASS ME THE AUX CORD"
then plays faucet failure on an hour loop
Im not complaining tho- 😜
Omi grabs my arm while having komori over his shoulder "we.are.leaving"
I snatch my hand away and say "let me have fun" he raises his eyebrow and leaves
Suna is STILL on top of a table and says "YOU ARE WATCHING A SWAG BITCH PRODUTIONS- IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER???!?!?"
I- wheres akaashi- does he know about this? I walk upstairs and akaashi is asleep- omfg
I look around and see kawa-bae and walk over to him
"kawaaa"I say cause all my friends are off their shit in wine coolers "im hungry asf"
"shawty- they have food here I had a plate " he says
"was the food bussin?" I say cause a bitch be hungry
"YESSIERR"he says then walks off to get me a plate
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Aw baby naw thats not gon work
Ill starve-
I grab a bottle of rosé and hear terushima yell
"HIDE THE DRUGZ"
and opens the door to the fucking cops
Half the people run
Suna and samu are making out
Akaashi comes down stairs and is SO unamused
Kageyama and hinata are fucked-off-drunk
"look at this monkee" kageyama says looking at tendou, who is trying to eat ushijima's ear
"mm monkee" hinata says
Then they both stand up and start doing to macarena While chanting "Funky monkee"
Akaashi is calling someone and kawa is plead akaaahi on his knees
20 minutes later the 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓭 Shows up to round up their 'children'
Iwa is yelling at kawa and matsun says "whats the tea the girls are figtinggg" while makki laughs
Kita and aran are keeping suna and samu from fucking on akaashi and bokuto's couch
Suga and daichi are trying to figure out wtf hinata and kageyama are doing whilst trying to get tanaka and noya from off the ceiling fan
Yaku and lev just left with kuroo and kenma bc they were too late to drink or anything
Omi grabs me and we go home and while were pulling off we seen samu crying on the lawn and suna NAKED with his Teletubbies costume on the ground while he screams at the top of his lungs. Aran and kits are STRESSIN
