Vampire AU (Chile buckle tf up💀👩🏽‍🦲)

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CHILE- this book is doing better than I thought🧍🏽‍♀️ im not even gon lie and say 'i just made it for fun' cuase🤨 a bitch WANTED to blow up. ✨no regrets pur✨I'll do a face reveal at 60 views cause🧍🏽‍♀️ why not, this one starts off serious but I promise you it gets out of pocket as it goes on. BTW I wrote this trainwreck while shotguning a monster , watching miniklin on my smart TV and bullying my older sister (in my defense she was getting mad disrespectful🙄 them mf period hormomes gon need to chill cause ima fucking aroud a have to fight a mf 16 year🚶🏽‍♀️) i saw the n word alot but im black so I can😃😚 

POV. In a world where if you commit more than 5 sins in your life, a secret agency of Vampires come and 'get rid of you' basically meaning they turn you into a vampire and take you to the vampire universe, our main character Atsumu is on his 4th sin so he's being watched closely

Atsumu's POV

I'm on a date with this guy I met off tinder and this motherfucker keeps talking about the perks of baby wipes....his phone goes off- tch must be his reminder to 'freshen up'. Ya know, WITH THE FUCKING BABY WIPES


"ah- there's my timer! Cant miss my 3:00 wipeies"(Random mf)

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Oh hell no

NO

NO

NO

IM NOT DOING THIS SHIT

I whip out my ✨Glock✨ and light the bitch up

GRA-TA-TA-TA~🥶🔫💯

Then BLACK

damn....blacker then my un-dyed roots in this bitch- where am i?🧍🏽‍♀️

Oh- there's the light- who tf⁉ ayo hol up he HELLA fine👀 

Oh- there's the light- who tf⁉ ayo hol up he HELLA fine👀 

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Kinda bad shawty slide the snap😃🤲🏽

"yeah I got em........he shot up a fuckin Arby's.......ion even know- ayo hostage"(S)

Oop- he talkin to me??

"I actually prefer the name 'slut' but if you like 'whore' better that's fine too😉"(A)

He gives me a degusted look and goes back to talking on his phone

"why is he assigned to MY ward?! This motherfuckers crazy"(S)

Chile- I bitch do be dehydrated tho🥴

"you got some water? Im a lil parched....although cum works fine too"(A)

He gives me another 'i know you fuckin lyin' look and hangs up the phone before walking away

"playin hard to get huh?😏"(A)

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