First off let a bitch SAY this on some LARRAY typa beat and it gives me life asf so mf enjoy
Boom so like a mf MONTH later they're sundently ladies again
Tsumu and sakusa were getting a 🌶spicy🌶 and YES A-MOTHAFUCKIN-GAIN CAUSE THEYRE MY FAV SHIP YALL FINSTA DEAL WIT IT ASF uhm chile anyways so, they decided. *horrible laughing. Ahead* 'yoooo akekekekekekek hehehe tehehe' we should yuh get into it in the muhfkin shower. So they got undressed and had their tounges down each others throats and suddenly BOOM ✨million dollar puthy✨ Sakusa look- then lightly pokes it, "Thats what good pussy sounds like" so like a 💅🏽Bad bitty💅🏽 he calls up 👑KAWA BAE👑 cause period and surprise surprise kawa got a coochie too but unlike sakusa iwa-daddy was puttin it to WORKK but kawa never misses tsumus calls so "fuck it" sakusa over hears the skin slappin and macaroni in a pot and goes "DAMN"
Then in an unexpected turn of events iwa-daddy moans "tooru oikawas favorite- nngh~ milk BREADD~" Oikawa hangs up
2 hours go by and they are all back at atsumu, osamu, suna and sakusa's house and all the bottoms are girls, kyotani and teru are there too cause I forgot them in the first part 🤡🤡 They sit in silence until kuroo speaks up, looks over so bokugo and says "fam I got an idea" bokutos eyes light up and he says "what is it fam?" Kuroo smiles and say "what if we all have one big orgy?😃"
Everyones quiet. Bokugo sighs and says "fam I can't defend you no more😔"
More silence and terushima goes "I'm down if kyo's down" then people slowly start to agree even sakusa then samu stops and looks at tsumu "wait- so ill have to see my broth-sisters hoo-haa?!" Suna slowly turns to look at him and says "who the fuck says hoo-haa" daichi raises his had and says "I call if a cooter" suga grabs jos hand and puts it back down "no." mattsun opens his mouth to say sum and everyone is already bracing for some real stupid shit "hear me out. What about 'vagina'"? Everyones suprised that mattsun didnt quote a vine
Tsumu is overwhelmed in disgust looks at samu and says "I don't wanna see your smoll wee-wee"
Mf when I tell you everyone was SH👀KETH
"try again"
"little peter?"
"no"
"long shlong?"
"definitely not"
"wittle man?"
"oh GOD"
"pee-pee"
"JUST SAY PENIS DAMM"
Makki cocks his head and says "but according to porn its 'pussy and cock'"
Suna is SO umcomfy, homegirl has reached to maximum level of ✨bothered✨ "NOMORE ORGY" everyones quiet "IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR NOW"
Now they're all I'm the car and suna is driving angrily and
💃🏽to be continued. Because I'm. A bitch💃🏽😝✌🏽 might add a lil sum Sum later if I'm feeling it
This was brought to you bye the bishes who are debating their gender (aka my ass 🤡)
Also do you guys want an actual smut for the orgy? "they change their mind" or sum?✨ lmk cause shiiiiii i will in a 💓heartbeat💓
