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{25} gawd daymn

i will chop off ur dick.
8:49 pm

pikachuwu: ayo if i got arrested what would you guys think it was for

izuwu: that's so random but probably shoplifting 4 boxes of skittles

pikachuwu: that's specific af-

izuwu: idk u just give off that vibe 🤸‍♂️

spotify: i think you'd get arrested for antisocial behaviour.

pinky: same but go off bestie 🤩

pikachuwu: thanks mina xoxo 😻

kacchan: ew

kacchan: i think you'd get arrested for biting a stranger

izuwu: no cuz he'd actually do that omg-

pikachuwu: nope ur all wrong!

spotify: how r we wrong what-

pikachuwu: it was actually for smoking in a public place !!

rock: WAIT BRO U ACTUALLY GOT ARRESTED??

pikachuwu: yea i have a court date

pikachuwu: it's in 2 hrs

tape: wait but u gotta promise not to tell them i gave u them

pikachuwu: ok bro i promise

kacchan: wait so,, DENKI SMOKES AND SERO IS HIS PLUG??

izuwu: did you really expect anything more?

kacchan: ....no they're both idiots

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i will chop off ur dick.
9:21 pm

insomniac<3: starting a gofundme to bail denki out of jail

insomniac<3: link in my insta bio

tape: i'll donate to get my bro outta jail 😩

insomniac<3: you got him there in the first place dumbass

tape: it's not my fault he chose to smoke 🙄✋

icythot: shinso i can pay the full amount for you

icythot: i just sent u 10,000¥

icythot: some extra cuz i wanna waste my dads money

insomniac<3: wait how do u know how much money it is to bail someone out of jail

icythot: i've bailed touya out so many times cuz he has an addiction to arson

insomniac<3: oh lmao thanks anyways

kacchan: why tf can't we just leave him in prison

izuwu: kacchan that's not nice 😡

kacchan: idgaf

rock: ur so mean bakubro </3

kacchan: stfu shitty hair

rock: my hair is manly thank you very much 🙄✋

tape: yes i love ur hair kiri 😩

kacchan:

rock: meanie 💔

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shorter chapters from now sorry lmao

349 words
7/4/21