𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 (𝑀𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑦 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑘𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑐ℎ)

Intro

"𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻. 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹,𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝘀,𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀,𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗼𝗳,𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲."

"Fiona,my rock,huge help,has all the best qualities of her mother,except she's not a raging psycho bitch."

"Lip,smart as a whip. Straight A's and the honor role,boys definitely going somewhere."

"Roxy,lips twin and a certified nutcase but she's not a bad kid. Scary as shit when she's pissed off,not the smartest out of us all."

"Ian,industrious,conscientious,ambitious, incredible work ethic. Don't have a clue where he got that from,wants to be a paratrooper. Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock."

"Carl,uh,I don't really know that much about Carl. Oh,loves animals,always dragging home some poor stray he found,taking them up to his room."

"Ah,Debbie,sent by god,total angel. Raised money for UNICEF year-round,some of which she actually turns in."

"Liam,gonna be a star. I'm no biologist,but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. He and the ex were close."

"Kev and Veronica,fantastic neighbours. There's nothing they won't do for eachother,or to eachother. I never realised how little sex I was having till v and Kev moved next door."

"And me,Frank Gallagher,father,teacher,mentor. Captain of our little ship,we may not have much,but all of us,to a man,knows the most important thing in this life:We know how to fucking party!"