Exclusions Don't Apply

Unexpected Functions (Chapt.5)

She struggs her shoulders. "To keep him happy I just let him eat and sleep as he pleases.  Maybe a little se-"

I was startled by the loud shriek that occurred behind me.  Everyone's attention turned to the place it came from. 

"What the Hell Falicity! " I said.  She had this big grin on her face.  "Oh my God! Oh my god!" She said running And pulling Victoria in a hug.  I turn my head in confusion. 

Zack comes out of the kitchen with a sandwich in his hands. "Ayy bro what this all about? " he asked stuffing his sandwich in his mouth.  "I'm just as confused as you are."

Falicity And Victoria finally apart from eachother.  Turning And looking at our confused faces."what is this?" I asked using my finger to point to them. 

"We were bestfriends ever since we were in diapers . We were inseparable,  Well of course until I had to leave home And we lost touch " Victoria explained.
"So you too like grew up together? " Zack stupid ass asked.

Everyone gave him that 'shut the Fuck up face'

"Well since it's been so long since we've seen each other How about you guys come with Zack And I to a party tonight? " Victoria said

I just strugged my shoulder.  I really didn't care for parties but I could use a drink Maybe a couple hell.  I looked towards Falicity she had an unsure look on her face

She was about to answer but Victoria cut her off before she could even answer.  "Alright it settled.  Were partying tonight!"

"Bu-" I could see Falicity trying to deny the offer but Victoria wasn't taking No for an answer. "Is time to. Turn the Fuck Up Party People!" This girl is completely right for Nick.  Their both crazy. 

Victoria starts to drag Falicity down the hallway.  Struggling to protest against her she turns back to Nick And I And mouths the words 'help me'.  "No one is going to help you so stop trying! " Victoria yelled. 

"Dude don't Fuck up with this one she's perfect for you." I told Zack.  He just looked at me And said Nothing.  Sitting on the couch I turned on the TV And turned the channel to the latest basketball game
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                     Falicity POV

"Oh My God ! You have to tell me Everything.  And I mean EVERYTHING! IS he a good kisser, oo How is he in bed, Gosh How bi- "

Victoria!  Please stop.  I honestly want Nothing to do with him. I hate the government.  I don't want him touching me, kissing me, nor do I want to know How 'big he is', " I said with finger quotations.

"Ohh Yeah, I forgot you were a little innocent ass. Girl you night as Well let him hit that. Girl I know Zack be giving it to me lik-, " I put my fingers over my ears And started to sing " lalalalala!" And looked away from her.

When I looked back she was laughing And clutching her stomach. "Gosh I've Missed you CiCi.  Come on we have to make you look extra sexy tonight!," Pulling my wrist towards the closet I frowned.

I have a sliding door closet in my room. Victoria started to search through looking for something for me to wear. "Ah Ha!" She pulled out a sparkling Silver dress .  "I'm defenatly not wearing this," I said putting my hands on my hips. "Your going to get your little ass in this damn dress whether you like it or not . Your going to look sexy And enjoy the night, " her sassy attitude had always been included in her personality. 

When I get back you better have this dress on. She said then walked out of the room.

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I debated with myself for twenty-five minutes before I put on that stupid dress knowing if I didn't tori would put it on me herself.  I was  in front  mirror hoping that this outfit didn't look skankish. 

"Holy Shit!" I jumped ten feet in the air . Putting my hand on my heart to see Victoria behind me. "You nearly scared the life out of me!" I yelled at her.  She just ignored me And walk towards me "You look fucking hot! If I was a guy I would totally want you!"  She didnt let me comment Because she was dragging me into the bathroom. 

Three hours later my hair was curled,  Mascara And a thin line of eye liner was on my eyes,  I also had red lip stick on.  I really Did look like a skank. 

"Here, " Tori dropped a pair of silver sparkly pumps that match my dress in front of me.  "I guess you want me to break my neck too, " I said.  "Shut up And enjoy it. "

She was wearing a purple Lacy dress that barley stopped below her butt.  With black pumps.  She also Did her make up with smoky eyes And a clear gloss. She looked perfect.  I wish I was that pretty. 

There was a knock on the door "Can y'all like hurry the hell up!" Zack yelled " We will be out when we be out Don't get your dick in a twist.  " Victoria yelled back.  They were so perfect for each other.

"Are you ready? " she asked me "Do I  have a choice " I asked back.  "Nope " then she started pulling me out of the room. 

"Stop walking so fast, Your gonna make me fa-" I didn't have time to Finish my sentence Because I tripped over my feet And was tumbling towards the wooden floor. 

Expecting pain but it never came. A warm tingling feeling appeared around my waist.  I opened my eyes . Green eyes appeared in my vision.  "Clumsy And beautiful I see," Ralf said. I didn't realize How I was staring And was so close to him. "You like what you see? "He asked. 

I stumble out of his grip almost falling again but I caught myself.  "Um- ...I.....S-Sorry, " feeling me checks heat up.  "Alright time to get wasted! " Tori yelled pulling me out of my trans. 

What have I gotten myself into.