Exclusions Don't Apply

Unexpected Functions (Chapt.5)

I woke up bright And early, luckly I  didnt have to go to work today. Well I don't have to go Because I'm my own boss , but I choose to Because I like money.

While I'm brushing my teeth I hear my phone ringing in my room on the night stand. Hurrying before the phone went to voice mail Because it might be I'm important .

Turns out it was just my dipshit of a bestfriend Zack. I was gonna just ignore the call just to be a jackass but I chose to answer it.

Pressing the answer button,  I put my phone on speaker And walk into my bathroom And spit out the toothpaste in my mouth.  Then I rinse it with water And listen to Zack talk.

"Dude,  Did that junkie motherfucker come to your office and ask you for money again? Because now he is at mine asking me after I already told him no about six times."

Zack And I were bestfriends ever since first grade. We used to ride the bus home together.  Sadly,  he got his pair when he was twenty.

He is the CFO of my company And I'm am the CEO.

"Yeah he came to my office two days ago.  He spends all of is money gambling for drugs.  Don't give him shit." I said while wiping my face with a hot towel. "Hey! I'm not that stupid.  I notice a crack head when I see one. " I cracked a smile in the mirror.

"So what are you doing today?" He asked

"Nothing that I know of.  What about you?"

"I was wondering if I could come over And chill for a while,  I kinda miss my husband. "

Here he goes with this gay shit.  He isn't gay , we've just kind of grown on each other. And No I'm not gay either.

"Sure, I don't mind.  You can bring Victoria along her And Falicity would get along great.' I said

"Who the Fuck is Falicity? "Shit I forgot to tell him.

"Damn dude my bad I forgot to tell you that I finally got my pair like three days ago?"

"Holy Shit dude,  is she sexy? Fat, skinny. What does she look like?  Do you like her?" He ask talking in a fast voice.

"Hey now calm down. To be honest man she's sexy as hell. She's short,  a lil thick,  has blue hair, And these crystal blue eyes ,and No I don't like her." No doubt in my mind that Falicity wasnt sexy. 

Damn I'm getting a boner just thinking about her.

"Well dude I have to go Fax And sign some shit.  You know the usual.  I'll be over in like an hour or two.  Who the Fuck knows.  Alright bro?"

We say are goodbyes And hang up the phone. I stare at myself in the mirror.  My black hair, tree green eyes, And my glorious eight pack.  How could anyone resist this.  Damn I'm so conceded .

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A hour has passed And Nick still isn't here. I've told Falicity that we will be having guest over And she just nodded her head And went back to what she was doing.  She seems antisocial but you can't judge people you don't know.

I was in my bed room tossing on a shirt when I heard knocking on the front door,  Well more like beating.  That damn Zack is something else.

Walking to the living room door,  I opened the door for Zack.  "Heyyyy Mann!" I didn't know I was the exciting to see. Walking in behind him was his pair Victoria.  "Hey Zack, Victoria " I gave her a slight nod with a friendly smile.

Zack walks straight to the kitchen towards the refrigerator. I chuckled at his way of making himself at home.

"How do you put up with him? " I ask Victoria.