crocodile (read a/n !!)

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yeri
do u think crocodiles would be into like pda

yeri
cause they have like those jaws

joy
that would hurttt

yeri
no cuz they can retract their teeth

wendeeznutz
can they?

yeri
yeah seulgi told me

ddeulgi
i saw it with my own eyes

bae
babe you need to wear glasses

joy
even if they can retract their teeth they would be hard to like

joy
make out with

joy
because of the shape and all

yeri
not if u kiss the tip

wendeeznutz
who said we're making out, we could like just sit inside their jaw.... lovingly

bae
this would be in public though so if ur into that then go ahead

yeri
if ur gonna kiss a crocodile then why do it privately

joy
you would have a news article abt u

joy
lmao imagine "dumb bitch tries to make out with a crocodile (in public)"

ddeulgi
yeah but they can eat their teeth or wtver the word is

wendeeznutz
who let you drop out seul

yeri
no all im saying is that this could be a trend

joy
let's go to the zoo this weekend

bae
we are not going to the zoo to pda with fucking crocodiles

ddeulgi
it will be fine when they swallow their teeth

wendeeznutz
seulgi....

ddeulgi
wendy..........

wendeeznutz
seulgi................

yeri
u never know until you try

bae
that is a terrible lesson to be learned and you should be punished

yeri
:(

joy
yeah punish her by theowing her into a crocodile enclosure

joy
throwing*

ddeulgi
no bevause the crocodile would just inhale their teeth so that's not rly a punishment, sorry sooyoung but ur a little dumb

joy
.....? bitch

bae
let her have her moment

yeri
ur all cowards im gonna kiss this mfing crocodile if it will be the death of me

wendeeznutz
let me film and put you on those 2mil fail completions on yt

ddeulgi
guys i keep telling you the coroccodile will do no harm!!!! they can eat teeth guys

yeri
wendy that's abuse you wouldn't dare stank bitch

bae
it's past your bedtime now seul

ddeulgi
aw ok ;(

joy
(it's 6pm)

yeri
nobody can stop me from kissing this crocodile

joy
let me do it next

wendeeznutz
ur both so incredibly touch starved jesus christ it's worse than i thought

joy
stop making fun of me and my wattpad history

bae
we're having crocodile stew tonight

ddeulgi
make sure the teeth aren't in it!!!!!!

yeri
seulgi teeth ki-

wendeeznutz
DO NOT FINISJH THST SENTANCEW

joy
HAHHAHHAHHAAH

bae
:|

bae
fuckin lesbians

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a/n
i said no more updates but i deleted all the a/ns and unrelated chapters from this book which means more chapters loooool

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