Sleepy Bois Inc One Shots - and other mcyts

Your New Author

{parody of Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot}

Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be,

when I was a kid on AO3

I thought when I got older,

I'd write my stories I told her

Now I'm 16 and I published on the internet,

Watt-pad views not the best I'll be honest

If I could change a single thing,

I'd make it AO3 here

But I'm on your screen,

and it's in your rough drafts

I've got the floor,

and it's just a back track

And even though you've got your own tales,

doesn't mean I can't make you stare

Anyway make the most of it,

 cause we move on pretty bloody quick

your new author's an asshole,

Woo!

Yea I've read your books,

of course I've read your books

The ones that take reads away from me,

you knew what to write instantly

I know cause you won't stop telling me,

I've seen your comfort, angst, and hurt stuff

Not to mention you're writing fluff 

I've though about your planning style,

I'm not copping tho

Oh your living the dream,

Oh your living the dream

Make all the things we want to see

your living the dream,

Oh your living the dream

Write all the things we want to read

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If you want me to finish it I can. I made it in the car then wouldn't stop singing it so I didn't forget it. Tell me what you think. 

I sang it along to an instrumental version of it and I think it fits okay.