The benefits of dating Calum:
•Plump, sinful lips to kiss
•You can steal his beanies and his shirts (so many choices)
•You have Mali-Koa as a sister-in-law and that's the coolest thing ever
•A house full of puppies (and I'm not talking about Calum)
•Awesome songs written for you because he loves you
•His fine ass will be your property (and that's the most important thing)
•And he would literally worship you because you'll be his goddess
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 5
RandomThe fifth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series Credit to whoever wrote these. Not all are mine :)
